It's a Saturday night and my parents just went out. I have a shit load of homework to do that I probably won't get done by Monday if I smoke but come on, it's a Saturday night! Just tell me.
Personally I would knock out the homework and then reward myself with smoking but that is just me. Enjoy.
I'd rather enjoy the high doing something else. I'm gonna be too tired to smoke after I finished and the problem is I wouldn't finish tonight anyway. Whatever, I just packed the bowl, I'm stepping outside now.
Go smoke.. print this out, dont forget to put your name, date, and title at the top.turn it in as your homework. your teacher will think your so silly and give you an A+. if she pulls out the paddle. man.. I dont know what to tell ya.. just squeeze your buttcheecks really hard.
Yeah my teacher is pretty chill but all this homework was due weeks ago and she's giving me until tomorrow since the quarter ended Friday. And I have a test on all this shit tomorrow. And it's an AP class. Okay...I'm gonna actually do it now.