Should I Be More Embarrassed About This?

So i love shitting outside more than anything. If you know what i mean, the no seat/bending over and the positioning allows it all to come out! The best way to shit by far.

So on break at work, around 5/6am in the morning, if I used to need to shit, I would go behind this storage bin near a building that was down the road like 2-3 minutes, and park in a corner and shit there!

It was some of the best shits i've ever had honestly.. I always feel so fucking great after them. So I did this maybe a few times a year for the past couple.... was a great time and way better and cleaner than the work washrooms!

So I did this just yesterday again... and never thought anything of it cause I've done it many times.

.. then today as i was about to pull out of my work parking lot, A guy in that company's van comes speeding into MY work parking lot and jumps out and walks towards me saying

"I know it was you who took a dump behind my storage bin..... clean it up by tonight!"

I just said "yeah ok" pretty calmly and then he left pretty quickly. I guess i can look intimidating sometimes, so he prob didn't want any big confrontation, but just to let me know he knows!

I didn't know to be embarrassed, or to laugh my ass off! haha. I didn't feel embarrased at all! I don't know why, i mean it seems like something pretty wierd to get caught doing!

I just wonder how he really found out it was me, and where I worked!? Maybe a camera caught my truck... but it's not a crime really is it? Like it's not like i murdered someone and they had to find out who did it.... It was just finding some shit next to their building. I would think if it was the first time he found some, he wouldn't go through that much investigating to find out who it was. So maybe he did find it a bunch of times and was finally fed up!

I thought about this alot... I wanted to ask him more, and what he seen exactly.... but like him i didn't really want any confrontation.

I guess I should go and clean it up so it doesn't go any further. I mean he knows my truck and where I work. I just really wonder how much he seen... and how he found out. Cause like I said, it's been years that i've used that spot.

Hope no one thinks i'm a dirty bastard. Casue shitting outside is the best hands down. Try it iif you haven't... your guts will thank you.

 

It's disgusting.. if I found it, I'd smear it all over your car!

Which he probably will if you don't clean it up! Yuk!

 

It's actually super gross to be shitting outside and not at least digging a hole or something and doing it on someone else's property is even worse. Did you not go camping as a kid and learn the importance of burying your crap? Maybe it's just a Pacific Northwest thing, but it's a huge no-no to just go shitting on the ground.

 

It is if you want to get technical. People who are caught peeing in public sometimes have to register as sex offenders and at least get a ticket. You were exposing certain areas of the body. It's a public health issue too. With that said I have pissed in a dark ally when I should not of. But even I think shit is over the line.

If you are shitting how I picture you don't need to do it outside but yes a certain pose does make things flow easy. The way Americans sit on the toilet blocks things.

 

My poo is very different when I shit outside. It just seems like a mountain of brown stuff. It's usually turds when I poop indoors. I usually poop indoors.

 

this thread makes me laugh. Ok, I'm kind of in the "you have to bury it" camp. Think of this: cleaning it up probably won't be very hard.

 

I really think you need a new hobby... Seriously!

 

i never bury it

i dont do it in the city though...just in the bush and it has to be an emergency shit that cant wait until i get home

the animals will eat it anyways...no harm done its the circle of life food chain

 

So what do you wipe yourself with out there, and do you leave that out there, too?

 

That reminded me of the song by Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo, from South Park. I couldn't find the video dammit, but here's the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llbx5OyZEFA

 

you should know by now i do mobile work on occasion and i always keep paper towels handy in my vehicles for cleaning my hands ...they are also great for the bung

and yes i leave that too..its biodegradable

 

Ok, I was asking intongues, though...Guess i should have quoted him, but his post is long and I always consider bandwidth.

 

the guy probably knew it was you all along and assumed you were homeless, and now that he realizes otherwise he's pissed off.

 

most businesses have nightvision security cams aimed at the garbage bins to catch people using their bins to dump illegally


i hope he circulates the footage to everyone in the area

 

Op takes shitting in "public" to a whole new level.

 

I always have Toilet paper in my truck... it comes in handy for more than these occasions.

I do plan on cleaning it up, and I do understand that it's a shitty thing to do (hah)
... I guess that's all I have to say!

That guy came at me in his van like he was going to take me hostage though! It was like a swat van swarming a drug vehicle! He must of been on this case for some time.... as gross as it is on my behalf, it's still funny/embarrassing... I just picture him in a CSI episode doing all the investigating to find out who pooped near his storage bin!

 

Shitting outside...fine. Shitting on someone's property...just wrong.

Embarrassment is a personal thing. If you are then it's probly for a reason. If you aren't then congratulations on being different from most other people.

 

OP you should shit on the guys doorstep lol

 

Theres also the question of why the fuck are you telling us?

Ive seen some whack threads here, but jeezus, disgusting

 

Yes!!

Unless the new hobby is posting regularly on HF

:-/