shop-lifting ideas

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by juggla, Mar 25, 2005.

  1. juggla

    juggla Member

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    i was wondering if anyone knows how to trick those electronic tags they have on cds when your leaving the store, i heard if its concealed in something wrapped in aluminum foil it wont set the stores alarm off does it work?

    i used to steal cd's when i was younger by taking them into the bathroom of the store opening them taking the disc out and ditch the case in the trash can.

    let our individual criminal genious combine
     
  2. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    I've learned how to open them on the side and get the cd to fall out into my pocket while walking around with it normaly.
     
  3. juggla

    juggla Member

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    ^how do you get the plastic wrap off without making a scene
     
  4. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    Grow one of your finger nails a little longer and sharpen it. Ima pro
     
  5. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    ok, so then do you put the cd jewel case back on the shelf?? and then someone will buy that cd and get home to find an empty case??
     
  6. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    I'm pretty sure they notice that the plastic wrap is open on part and tell someone. It would be funny if they get blamed.
     
  7. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    I get a $350 dollar check in the mail if I report anyone shoplifting at tj maxx. But why would anyone steal from that shithole anyway...god I hate that store.
     
  8. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    See the problem with the extra long fingernail juggla is that in some cultures, if you get caught shoplifting, you get your finger lopped off. Hope your 8 favorite cds are worth it
     
  9. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    Look at where he's from and understand the stupidity of your post :D
     
  10. Amanda's Shadow

    Amanda's Shadow Flower Child

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    i dont shoplift. i think its wrong. but i dont judge. lol
     
  11. juggla

    juggla Member

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    if i were you id have one of your friends steal something (under $20 so its just a misdemenor) then you 'catch' 'em and split the reward money with him.
     
  12. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Like Amanda's Shadow, I'm not one to judge - but considering the nature of this thread, the posts you have made within it and your signature..........
     
  13. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    Lmao. My dad just suggested that I do that with him.
     
  14. juggla

    juggla Member

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    morality is in the eye of the beholder, any way im not saying its good to rob peoples houses and shit, i see stealing from huge stores and individuals as tottally different. stores will get there money back anyway through theft insurence, and them trying to sell me a cd for $17 when its less than a buck to make is the real crime.








    and crack is fun
     
  15. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    What most shoplifters don't understand is that by stealing from the store, you ultimately steal from an individual. Your stealing can result in an individual in the store losing their job - so rationalize it all you want, in the end your theft of a cd is stealing money directly out of an individuals pocket.
     
  16. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

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    I knew a guy that was a cashier for Target. When his friends would come through the line, he would only ring up half of the items, and the cheaper half at that. He never got caught and they did it for a long time. I wonder how much he cost them alltogether.
     
  17. joe

    joe Banned

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    Im an expert in the art of Tag Scalping

    i take the tags off an old cheap ass cd and stick it right over the New cd's price tag
    also this works with "Sale's" tags anything sticker that says special sale is likely to get you a reduced price...this works with entirely almost everything, also just to be safe, make sure your cashier is a MALE, this is important, the female cashiers have a sixth sense about these things and you cannot get away with it, it always works with the guys because....well theyre guys come on!, preferably teenagers that look stoned are good target cashiers

    got me a 50 dollar backpack for 13 bucks
    got a 90 dollar cd player for 25 bucks
    and a whole 10 disc CD set originally at 45 bucks at only 10 bucks

    Be careful and be wise
     
  18. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    i'm sure the newest 50 cent none the richer cd is worth going to jail for.
     
  19. joe

    joe Banned

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    Fuck 50 cent and all his bitch-ass fans
    Fuck him, fuck the game, fuck his documetry, fuck the massacre
    fuck lloyd banks for working with and most of all
    FUCK YOU 50!!
     
  20. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    The only thing more despicable and pathetic than a person who steals, is a person who steals but is such a moron that he goes asking for help because he's not smart enough to figure out how to do it on his own.


    Way to advertise how low of a person you are.


    Watch, now he'll come back and say that it was all in fun, just a hypothetical thread, and he's "really not like that." :rolleyes:


    I wouldn't piss on the face of such a person if it were on fire.

    -Jeffrey
     
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