Shockingly unhip confessions

What embarrassing secrets about you do you have that would totally or partly destroy your hip forums kudos if everyone were to know about it?

Don't be shy, spill the beans bruh.

Confess to the world the thing that makes you a total mainstream chump, so that you can be forgiven by jesus and perhaps offered some support and guidance from the hip forums community on how you can address this oversight/handicap.

Here's mine then..



Couldn't name one Grateful Dead song off the top of my head if I tried.


I mean I could youtube them up of course and find out, but that would be cheating. The fact of the matter is, right now I couldn't name one song by them, or even imagine one of their songs in my head. Pretty sure I'd recognise some of their songs if I heard them, but that's not the point!

Anyone who neg reps me for that will get voodooed. Yes that's right, I can do voodoo. I might not be enlightened very well as to the sacred music of Jello Biafro, but I can make little dolls that look like you and stick pins in them, or other things...

The reason I can do this is because Jimi Hendrix died the same year as I was born. That's what Dr Shakalu told me anyway. He was my spiritual guide when I was a nipper, everyone told me I was imagining it or it was the TV or something like that.

:afro:

Anyway, it's your turn to humiliate yourself in front of the Hip Inc. universe..

 

I also don't know any Grateful Dead songs. I'm not ashamed of that, if I find myself liking them one day, then hooray, but I'm too lazy to see if I like them. lol

I'm not a hippie, though. I just play one on the internet.

 

I hold nothing back and always tell the truth. My memory might be fuzzy on certain topics but i'm not a liar. If i wanted to make up bullshit i would become a author.

The stuff you hipforumers don't know, won't ever know so it doesn't matter anyways.

 

Hmmmm Well I definintly don't have a problem naming some dead songs but let me think here. Well I don't know if so called "hippies" really mostly like the beatles but I just plain can't stand them. I mean I love Lennon when he did his own thing but the beatles as a group make me wanna burn my cd player and beat it with a hammer.

 

i don't think this belongs in 'unhip' confessions, but some may disagree:

the grateful dead blow

 

I should at least know something though! I remember vinyl records when I was a kid.

Are they any good?

I might youtube them up some night when I'm drunk. Maybe I really like them.

Dunno, but I just noticed tonight when I was shaving that I have wispy hairs growing out the sides of my ears now, nothing serious- about the same level of hairiness as woman moustache. I shaved it off and then thought, maybe not such a good idea...?

So which were you, vegan or veggie? Just trying to ascertain whether or not it was the american cheese that broke your meat fast..

 

Are they actually total gash then?

Maybe I'm perfect after all...

 

i dont think money is the devil and i dont think timothy leary is a saint

 

I think Phish blows. Thats not a secret though. I would gladly walk into a room full of dreadlocked Phishsticks and pronounce them one of the worst and most pretentious bands in the world.

Other than that....hmm. I've made a ton of posts on here railing against consumerism. And its true. I hate all the waste that comes from a consumeristic society. BUT, the truth is....I find shopping for clothes incredibly therepeutic. I look like a little ragmuffin hippie most of the time solely because I can't afford new clothes. If I had money I would go shopping everytime I felt upset about something. I would come home with my new clothes and try them on and admire myself. I would strut around the next day in my new outfit that was probably made by little hands in China and I would not be concerned with feeling the least bit hypocritical because its a new outfit and I know I am stylin' and profilin', damnit.

I would only feel bad after I got sick of all my new outfits and I stare into my closet, bulging with clothes I don't even like that much anymore.

 

I'm not a vegetarian anymore. I don't go barefoot as often as I should. I've bought fingerless gloves from Hot Topic. I don't like Phish. I like John Lennon's music, but I hated the bastard as a person. I've shopped at Walmart within the last 12 months. I'm content listening to the same 3 Grateful Dead songs every day, but hate other jam bands.

Come at me, bro.

 

I shop at asda but I always take the least out of date stuff from the back, which is kind of selfish of me but in a way not because I'm not a family so I might not eat it all in time. Plus I wear shoes and use unused plastic bags to collect my rubbish in.

 

My unhip confession....

Four years ago when I joined this site, I didn't join for any sense of social interactions...I truly believed I wouldn't enjoy it here...

And look at me now!

 

OK un-hippy behaviors include loving fast old cars that are not ecologically friendly, got a couple of 'em and ain't lettin go of 'em.

Semi-sin # 2; For my money most new music that claims to be rock blows goat dick. A lot of old rock sucks pretty bad too. Classic, bluegrass, ethnic music rates higher for me. Rap/hiphop induces violent urges to kill and puke on the bodies.

Semi-sin # 3; I would never want to live in a commune. In fact I'd be pretty happy not living around humans period.

 

:smilielol5: I can totally dig this statement man. Now when it comes to new age rock I personally think any good rock died when Nirvana hit the stage. this new shit ain't rock not sure what it is but it sure as hell ain't rock. I prefer mostly 60's rock and a bit of 70's but thats it.

 

People who do drugs are lowlifes

 

I can be semi violent at some points...
I say im a vegitarian but i slip up alot
&eat meat sometimes...
Probably my biggest shame ever.

 

They're more eco friendly than new cars!

 

That's not a confession, that's an opinion. If you want to confess your opinion say so first, don't announce it like its un-deniable truth because there is a pretty strong case against it.

Here's a CONFESSION

As a pre teen, I viewed myself as a person who would do well in the army. I had tons of plastic guns and would have 'cowboys & indians' style fights. I wanted to go into a heroic battle and slay a true enemy of my friends and family's freedom.

I sobered up from that as soon as I smoked pot and became aware of the current 'situation'. After that the urge to fight just kind of went away