Shhh about penis size!

Penis size threads re irrelivant; Shut the fuck up!

 

Edit: 4 is NO i'm trying to impress people... alright, just nevermind- dont do 4.

 

Guess what: No matter how irrelevant you or anyone else think(s) penis size is, people will always be interested in it and you're just going to have to deal.

 

if people wanna talk about it fine, whatever... but they don't really need to create as many new threads as are around... there ar ea plenty of old threads (particularly polls) that sufficiently answer "new" questions

 

I don't really think it's irrelivant and I also don't have a tiny cock. Imhurria is right... there are LOADS of old threads around, but I see people frantically making and posting on new threads all the time... Boring topic, if you ask me... then again, I'm not a girl, so yeah...

 

ihmurria, not imhurria. h before m.

 

My penis is 11 inches long... Is this average? I have very low self-esteem because it looks so small.

 

Mine is only three inches long but it's nine inches wide. I call him "bumper".

So yeah, who cares.

 

I think we need a few dozen more "dick size" threads.

 

Hehehe... "bumper."

 

I agree that they don't do anything for me, but I don't want to get rid of them because someone might get the idea to stpo any threads about breast sizes.

 

Ha ha ha ha ha, then the alarm went off.........

 

Since few of us will EVER meet and see another poster's dick, nothing will stop people from being dishonest about their size. Most are gonna try to impress others with their length or girth. What's it matter?

 

What's it matter? It matters a lot. I discovered I was a wimp by talking to kinky people on these forums. I discovered strap on-s, dommes, prostate massage, etc. How come I can talk about all these semi- rare and horribly demasculating fantasies out in the open and certain posters are too terrified of people's opinion to join the 5 inch club? This is pathetic. I will repeat:

I am skinny
I am scrawny
I am weak
I don't "last" long in bed
I am five and three quarter inches
I am only five foot five
I like to be ass fucked by a girl
I want to see Happy Feet

And lastly, I'm a real man for admitting who I am, including my faults, something other people can't do, even on an anonymous online forum. I have zero sympathy for any "man" who is insecure about his penis size. Men go around hurting everyone with their lazy, asinine patriarchal garbage and now I'm supposed to feel sorry for one because his dick is bellow six inches? Give me a break. Give the world a break.

 

Well said, ChronicWhattever, well said. And in true hip-style! To be eighteen, skinny, scrawny, weak, a 'short time shooter,' topping out at 5'5", and packaged in a neat 5 3/4 inch bundle, happy front, back, and feet - all that and honest too, is true virtue. In your life's journey you may meet one or two equally honest folk, but don't count on it. Men have been forced by the gender gods to view the full splendor of their own penises while pissing since their creation, something that few other animals must endure. The others see what the owner of the appendage doesn't see, and out of politeness keep quiet about it (excepting Baboons and Hyenas.) Man focuses on it with every whipout and, during the return tuck, grandies up what he has seen by a factor of X. Few of us take pride in what we see and thus, the X factor becomes a way of life! The only way to bring truth to the forum would be a requirement that accompanying photos show the subject organ alongside a ruler. Even then photoshop, porn copying, and Skip would work against such honesty and we would be overwhelmed with youth-sniffing old men. Better for you, is to live with your handicap of honesty and a knowing smile.

 

your poll sucks
it's too unbalanced :tongue:

 

Look, size matters (big, average, or small) to the individual person. Some must have it big (called size queens), some just want average, some just want to be loved and don’t care about the size, and so on. Its all over the map. There is no one rule that governors the size debate. If the girl you are with or want to be with, is a size queen and you are not comfortable with that, dump her and move on. Its her problem, not yours.



There are way to many guys and girls out there fine the perfect match, so dont get hung up with the one that does not match with you size wise. Dump them and move on. There are to many to pick to from. Plus, sex is not the most important part of the relationship. Friendship and respect is. To share life experiences with someone is most important.



Listen, why are there some many girls out there saying "well my ex was big and I loved it". Then why are the girls still not with them if "being big" is so important. Its not, love, friendship, respect, and stibility is most important, not the size. There are more girls out there staying in a relationship with average size guys in a good or great relationship than girls staying with big guys with an average or poor relationship. They leave them even though they had the big size. The relationship is more important, not the size.



You cannot control what other people may feel or want, but you can control yourself. If she wants it "big", tell her to look elsewhere and don’t let it bother you. She has the hang up, not you.



Also, the size threads will never go away because it is so bedded in our culture.
Good luck.

 

i cant read the screen too well .......my immense penis is engorged and its blocking the view as i sit here .....anyway its the weight not size that matters .....some 6 inch dicks outweigh ones that are 12 inches ......and singing penises realy rock ....mines a tenor trained in opera .......also tatooed penises are no good .....blue pubic hair makes all the difference

 

you look good in that pic, let me hit that... lol...


as for the dick threads, i concur completaly. stick your cyber dick out in public, and ask random's if its big or not. then stfu.

 

Aww. Thanks.