shermans sex ethos

This is my sexually frustrated friend Sherman:

8:35:52 PM sherman says:
I would put BBQs above sex
8:36:42 PM sherman says:
think about it, if you fart during a BBQ it won't wreck the whole thing
8:36:55 PM sherman says:
if you need the toilet during a BBQ you can go
8:37:11 PM sherman says:
you don't have to worry about the size of your sausage in a BBQ


He's so frustrated he feigns disinterest

 

it's ironic that he chose the word sausage...

and for the other two, it would depend on the girl

 

so if you were having sex and the bloke let one rip it wouldn't kill the moment?

 

no, it's a natural part of life. everyone does it.

 

Plus... it's a dude. It's expected.

ahahah. Interesting theory though.

 

it's hilarious ... I hope your friends does great bbq's

 

......If one were to have sex as one did barbecues I'd be set, however I doubt that metaphor carries that far from dancing.......

I don't know if that is a joke or not......

so I'll leave it without tags and leave you to judge it....

 

as much as i'd love to defend my sex....



Farts

 

HAHAHA HUGH

aaaaaaaahahha

Something tells me you're still a virgin..

 

Aside from the V tattooed to my forehead?

 

to much rocky horror for you....

 

Rightiho then.