Share Your Favorite Quotes

while me and some friends we're tripping shrooms:

*silence*
"Ok guys... where are the cameras?!"
-Richard (he was friggin' out)

 

Oooo. I <3 that one

 

Just about anything from HERE, like,
"[SIZE=+1]It is better to copulate than never. "
--Lazarus Long
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Oh, totally forgot one of my favorites:

"Look down at me and you see a fool. Look up at me and you see a God. Look straight at me and you see yourself"
~Charles Manson

 

This is probably a really stupid question that I'm going to regret asking but who exactly is Lazarus Long?

 

A character in a Robert Heinlein novel, Time Enough for Love. He's the oldest man in the Universe....

 

Interesting. I've never heard of the novel. Quick plot summary (If you've got nothing else to do..)???

Just remembered another favorite of mine. Except Kanye West stole it and then killed it with poor effects and bad lyrics.

"That which does not kill me makes me stronger"
~Friedrich Nietzsche~

 

Originally Posted by Dave_techie
I found out sometime ago there is actually a fetish wherein people want to be raped by an invisible person....
there is even a word for it.
and incredibly bad porn.

Originally Posted by Rendezvous
Heck, back when I was your age we had to walk 15 miles, in the snow, to get to a rave. And our E was actually just an aspirin with the letter E written on it with a felt tip pen - we had to imagine rolling.

Originally Posted by Funhogg
I pulled a maggot infested cat corpse out from under a camper once when I was tripping. We rolled the festering little fucker onto eight or nine sheets of newspaper and threw him into the fire. It stopped smelling immediately.

 

"All art is quite useless." -Oscar Wilde

"I said to Life, I would hear Death speak. And Life raised her voice a little higher and said, you hear him now." -Khalil Gibran

"If society wants me to be an outlaw, then I'll be an outlaw and a damned good one. That's something people need. People at all times need outlaws." -Ken Kesey

 

"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." --Buddha

"The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, belief, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles, wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on."
--Chuck Palahniuk

 

"I am Adam, prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!" Cringer became the mighty Battlecat and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe. Only three others share this secret: our friends the Sorceress, Man-at-Arms and Orko. Together we defend Castle Grayskull from the evil forces of Skeletor."


By He-Man

 

"being noticed can be a burder. jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed, so i disappear a lot" - bob dylan


"Experience has shown, and a true philosophy will always show, that a vast, perhaps the larger portion of the truth arises from the seemingly irrelevant. " edgar allan poe


"democracy, bah! when i hear that i reach for my feather boa!" - allen ginsberg

 

Forest gump: what are you doin here lieutenant Dan!?
Lt.Dan: well gump, i thought id try out my sea legs.
Forest gump: but you aint got no legs lieutenant dan.

 

"the fuck u lookin at queer?
-some guy who thought I was gay

 

"Art accomplishes the creation of something orderly & meaningful out of the raw materials of an essentially random world. It is the human ability to make a small version of an ordered universe. Good art makes us see everything more clearly. It heightens, delights and sends us home from the world with knowledge we didn't have before." --Anne Rice

 

You rock. Heinlein is my favorite author, I've read every one of his books.

Here's my favorite quote. I have it up on my office wall.

And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say goodbye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling in terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand. The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst; the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!"
- The Gulag Archipelago, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

 

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702

 

"what the hell is that smell??!?!?!"

-all my neighbors downwind of my establishment

 

"Between the iron gates of fate,
The seeds of time were sown,
And watered by the deeds of those
Who know and who are known;
Knowledge is a deadly friend
When no one sets the rules.
The fate of all mankind I see
Is in the hands of fools."
- King Crimson

 

"bitch, bring me more tea"