Sex

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by MagicMedicine, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    I love it. I'm sorry, I had to post it. It's just such an awesome thing, and I just got done having some of the best ever! It's such a good way to get rid of any bad emotions, relieve stress, connect with people, and a great way to express that inner-creativity.
    It's weird to me though, how different each girl feels. No two girls to me have felt the same. It's like insides are fingerprints. I don't know, does any other guy know what I mean? And do different guys feel different to girls?
     
  2. Elle

    Elle Senior Member

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    Guys feel different to girls. But of course guys come in different sizes. Girls feel distinctly different? Interesting....never much though of that. But then, I dont have a penis either.;) Where in fla are you from, magic?
     
  3. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    yea, tightness, feeling, moistness, and just a distinct shape. its hard to explain.

    lol, anyways, im from near the orlando area.
    gettin ready for that hurricane? i had to cancel a trip to miami because of the damn thing, grrrrrr.
     
  4. Elle

    Elle Senior Member

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    Im from miami actually, but I moved away this year. Yeah, my grandmother and all my family down there are getting ready for it. That sucks you had to cancel your trip. You are in orlando huh? Didnt you guys just get hit by frances? That sucks.....if ya get hit again. I remember when Andrew came through in '92. Homestead was destroyed. I seriously hope it misses you guys and goes north out into the ocean...but that wont happen:(
     
  5. soulinafishbowl

    soulinafishbowl Member

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    i kkkll;;;;;;;;;;
     
  6. DreamWeaver1099

    DreamWeaver1099 Senior Member

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    Uhhh.........girls come in different sizes too, water melon pits, black holes, ect.. Once in awhile you might find one that has not had a pulp wood truck up her ass.
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    :D hahah that made me laugh..Or the "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" haha
    Yeah, remember kiddies penises and vaginas do come all in different sizes and shapes..
     
  8. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Sex is great.
     
  9. DreamWeaver1099

    DreamWeaver1099 Senior Member

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    I wouldn't know, I can't even get laid by a 2 cent whore.
     
  10. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Maybe if you would charge the 2 cent whores a dollar......
     
  11. DreamWeaver1099

    DreamWeaver1099 Senior Member

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    Then explain to me why I can't even get laid by my hand? Weird...
     
  12. colloquialone

    colloquialone Member

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    What the heck does that mean, "I can't get laid by my hand?" Anyway DreamWeaver, are you shy and introverted or what? Don't feel bad I am a married woman and can't get laid either.
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    It means that even his own hand wont jack him off...
     
  14. DreamWeaver1099

    DreamWeaver1099 Senior Member

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    Thats a rule, once you get married you don't get laid anymore.......... no not shy, anymore
     
  15. colloquialone

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    Well, had it going good there for a while. Always said I would never get married and should have followed my own advice, now stuck in goddamn south georgia and I hate it. 15 years, the last five miserable. went to California this summer and did not want to come back here.
     
  16. DreamWeaver1099

    DreamWeaver1099 Senior Member

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    Yea going from South Ga. to cali is a big difference....
     
  17. colloquialone

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    Yes it is. California trip was fun with kids, would love to take the adults only version of same.
     
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    It is true that all women are different down there. When I was up in NYC I found it interesting that there were actually vaginal cosmetic surgery clinics. I guess they're there for the super vain people of this world.
     
  19. DreamWeaver1099

    DreamWeaver1099 Senior Member

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    All women are different everywhere
     
  20. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    Did I just read the words

    "Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery Clinics"???????Come on girls. That's going to far. I mean, what are you gona do with it?
    I can see it now
    "I want my vagina to look like *insert random porn stars name*'s vagina!"
    God that's gota hurt.
     
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