Sex, sex, sex, and sex

Give it to me NOW!!!

 

ok I'll bring a dildo,strap on and all my other toys ( that i wish i had) and you chose which you would like to use ok.

 

If I didn't know any better I'd say you're a bit obsessed... Or do I know any better?

 

Give sex to you? Sounds like a plan.

 

*pry's soulless off Miss Fontella with a crowbar*

damn boys, say one thing and do another!

 

its not lookin like thats in the cards fer tonite ....tomorrows another day

 

Are you suggesting I'd cheat on my wives? Haha I'm such a slut... But I wouldn't cheat on them... Or would I? Only one way to find out...

 

it actually did cross my mind....i mean, how did you get three in the first place? atleast you know what you are....a secret hogging, wife hogging, hogger!

 

That's what you think, but we never did anything until we were married, so beside the fact I have three, no cheating was ever involved. Unless of course you count getting married without previous wives being aware? But I would never cheat on my dear wives...

 

liar

 

Well aren't you the wonderful hunk of spunk?

 

I predict this thread will be viewed hundreds of times. (and that's just by me)

 

this is the moment i've been waiting for since you arrived at hipforums! call me!

 

I would sooo be into that right now

Damn you! living so far away

 

Who are you talkiing to? Not me I presume?

 

yes you!

 

Fuck, I'm about to start researching teleportation. I'd do anything to see that. I'd even sell my soul..... WTF! I try to cue Satan but it never works.

 

I lie not! How dare you accuse me of such! I've never lied in my entire life.

 

It's simple really, you're just missing one part... Ready? All right, here it is... *cue satan* See? There you go!

 

Can I play?