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Discussion in 'Relationships' started by Total Darkness, Sep 25, 2018.

  1. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    I was on a bus with rollingalong once.

    My knees went weak.
     
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  2. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    I have my issues, I guess I just don’t talk about them much on here. Or in real life. Never found dwelling on the more traumatic aspects of life to do me any favors (personally, I know venting can be helpful for many).
     
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  3. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    I crush easy....even in grade-school I was aware of my proximity to cute girls....just like every other straight male in the world....I cant help you with how to meet her....it is such a fine line between crush and creep....be careful
     
  4. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Must not want to meet my family or friends.

    Must not want house/car/jobby job jobs/ children.

    Must be up for romance, travel and good loving times.
     
  5. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    And by "crush" you mean "get a boner"
     
  6. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    boner on the bus falls in to the ''creep'' category imo
     
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  7. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    The boner on the bus goes up and down
    Up and down

    Sorry...
     
  8. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    LMAO

    The creeper in the back goes whack whack whack
    All through the town...
     
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  9. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    that is what binders are for...to cover up the erection

    ...the ''bft'' in your screen name is bugging me....what does it stand for?...I am only familiar with bff ?
     
  10. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    barefoot
     
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  11. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Someone who likes poetry
    And will let me follow them around and read poetry to them all the time
     
  12. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Sorry no can do
     
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  13. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Ged just swiped me left
     
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  14. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Just kidding. You're a sweetie. I'm just pissed off right now.
     
  15. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    Well the answers I give to this sort of question have made certain people tell me I'm too ol' fashioned & just plain picky but I reckon it don't hurt to go over 'em. Put on some Marshal Tucker & let's ride.

    I need a gal that sees the value in a simple life. Now simple to me is livin' mostly off grid, eatin' what's in season, workin' outdoors likely farmin' or animal husbandry, that sort of shit. I reckon simplistic life in harmony with nature is the first step toward true happiness but....

    Gimme three steps mister & we'll see what's next aside from Skynyrd. I admire a woman who asserts when she's damn well right but also has herself a strong pinch of wisdom to not pretend she is when she ain't. Honesty is the best policy always, far as I'm concerned. Ain't nobody perfect.

    It's five o'clock somewhere & I sure wouldn't mind a stiff drink.....awww shit Johnny singin' bout ghosts in the sky. Damn straight. I need a woman who wants a home & knows what that really means, values children, respects the idea of not gettin' too hot too damn fast while datin', I made the mistake of rollin' too hard once, a lil' gettin' to know you goes a long way.

    I admire grit, sign of a strong spirit. If she don't buck I'd not even bother saddlin' up. No I ain't doin' sexual innuendo there.

    She best enjoy crackin' a beer on Friday night & wine & roses or chocolate on Valentine's day.

    Bars are a good time but honky tonks are better, lil bit of dancin's nice.

    Right well that there's a good reference. Leave ya'll with this pearl of wisdom

    A gun is like a woman, all how you hold her.
     
  16. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    You mean.. a woman is like a gun
     
  17. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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  18. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Yep......Both Are Known To "Misfire Without Prior Notice"...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  19. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Women expect too much. Nevertheless I got it.
     
  20. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    hi. what kind of poetry?
     
  21. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    If you can just make eye contact and smile, and SAY "hello", then go back to your notebook, you will have overcome the first hurdle. She's unlikely to look away quickly once a word has been spoken between you : )
     
  22. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    Suggested dialog:

    Hello - smile when you say it
    How are you today?
    I couldn't help but notice you on this bus regularly, are you going to work? school?
    If school - what are you studying?
    If work - what do you do?

    Its not rocket science. Get her to talk about herself - something most people like to do. If she's interested in you she'll ask some questions herself. Just carry on a conversation.
     
  23. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Sylvia Plath. So uplifting and positive!
     
  24. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Make eye contact, smile, make a joke about your boner
    JK
    Make eye contact, smile, maybe comment on something ..like if she normally reads or listens to music on the bus, ask her about that
    Or just introduce yourself and ask how her day is going
     

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