Secrets of the One Above

couldnt cut it as a pikey..now sells bus ads

 

Can't be house broken..

Peace

 

Is actually a gamer fanboy. Loves Counterstrike.

 

is secretly planning to hijack an oil tanker off the coast of Somalia

 

us3s th3s3 on msn with th3 gang

 

is perplexed by the intricacies of abnormal potatoes, and the exact difference in cooking times.

 

Has a strange hobby of learning the average penis size of nations to within the millimetre and marking them on his world map

 

Talks about penis size to much..

Peace

 

Is actually 57 years old.

 

Secretly yearns to be a ballerina and wear pink tutus.

 

Is really a shrinking flower and hates bitching..

Peace

 

Every time he farts he mumbles to himself "great sound for a half inch speaker"

 

Wants to join the girl scouts !!!

Peace

 

wants to join the boy scouts:leaving:

 

Still not sure what to do with soap !!!

Peace

 

rides a silver machine

 

Last year he swallowed all the monopoly thingamabob things (the shoe,the wheelbarrow..etc..)

 

Waited around with a spoon to find all those monoply things when they came back out !!

Peace

 

Cheated at the egg and spoon race at the age of 5. By the age of 10 he was onto petty theft and by the age of 17 he was wanted by the FBI for grand lacenry on 7 seperate accounts.

 

Sends Love letters to men in prison !!

Peace