Scrunch or fold? Warning: scatological references

Now here's a debate I never knew existed until five minutes ago

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9rZHpSZU5lI

 

Hah, have made this a poll
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Couldnt watch the vid because teh husbands in bed but I think I get the point...who the hell folds!? I didnt even realise folding was an option Surely thatd just be too thin and thered be soakage...a good scrunch gets a nice thick bunch to avoid that problem. Scrunch=sanity

 

Plus who has the time to sit there doing bloody origami...I mean really Grab and scrunch takes half a second
Ill try and stop thinking about this now
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T'would be a shocking neurotic person to fold it

*eyeballs Liffiom*

 

Oh hes totally a folder. Bound to be the sort

 

I fold.

 

FOLDER! Lets look at her like shes weird

 

Scrunch, scrunch, scrunch!
That word looks odd after a few seconds of looking. I also cant say it very well

 

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Who in the hell over the age of three scrunches? Scrunching is the John McCain of anal cleansing, just not the logical choice for anyone. You bitter people who cling to your guns and religion and scrunched up toilet paper really don't know what's good for you, so I shall enlighten you. Folding is the only sophisticated, economical, ecological and, most importantly, adult way wipe. Come on people, wake up and smell the faeces...

 

But you had two pair....

 

I am shocked Shaheen..

 

Fold. Done properly, it provides more surface area, and uniform thickness so you don't break through with your finger. Of course, given the choice I would prefer moss, with a little water. God, nothing beats the feeling of some soft, wet moss on your dirty asshole.

 

By the way, I just want to say that I love you all. We don't have these discussions in north america.

 

definitely fold. if done properly you can fold again for secondary usage. can't do that with scrunching i tell ya!

 

Weird.
I always thought the roll of paper was for making notes, cos people do all their best thinking on the old Philosophy Stool.

But for cleaning... yeah that really makes sense, would be incredibly useful. Much better than using the bar of soap by the sink.

 

Yes, plus it's a requirement for all UK forum moderators to fold...

 

pfft. you don't get out much. many a pleasant family dinner has been ruined for arguing over scrunching, folding, over or under toilet roll placement, seat up, seat down...it's a TERRIBLE thing to happen to a family...

 

On closer trhought I've realised that I fold AND scrunch