Once upon a time there was this place called radnom thghouts and everyone there was an asshole. Out side of this place there was a new world, filled with intersetting people of all colours and children were able to dance freely. Buttock sex liking King Rudolf reigned the land for many a epoch, and you were allowed to call a black jack a spade. Then one day someone kidnapped a little baby called and took him away to a church and blessed his anus with salty sea water, after that everything went to live in a yellow submarine.
The inspiration from "copious amounts of alcohol" makes the story all the more disturbing, to know that's what was really on your mind.
