School Confession #1

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Brainsturbator, Apr 27, 2009.

  1. Brainsturbator

    Brainsturbator Member

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    Just saw this sub-forum, so I'm about to load off some weight.

    At around second grade, there was a new kid, and he was black. I called him black, he punched me in the face. I went into shock and tried to play it off by saying "I ain't hurt!". 2 seconds later I fell on my knees and started crying in front of my friends and my "girlfriend".
    Later on in the day at recess, he was playing soccer, I saw it as a chance to redeem my title as "School Badass". I decided to join in on the opposite time. I waited for him to get the ball, then I ran up on him, kicked him in the shin, and DDT'd him face first into the gravel.
     
  2. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    You still got owned in front of your girlfriend Biaaaaaaaatch!
     
  3. *kushbaby*

    *kushbaby* Member

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    you beat up a black kid


    lawl oh children
     
  4. Brainsturbator

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    It was worth it. We both came out feeling more badass then we did before. We also became friends after a 2 week feud. His name was Balthazar
     
  5. Brainsturbator

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    Plus, my girlfriend probably thought my retaliation was sexy
     
  6. *kushbaby*

    *kushbaby* Member

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    i wish my name was balthazar....
     
  7. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    you should ask balthazar if he knows trodgor
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I was an ass at that age...I probably would have beat the shit out of him just because his name was Balthazar
     
  9. smokeybear2

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    really? second grade..wouldnt that make her like 8..not so sure she even knows what sexy is..or boyfriend for that matta haha
     
  10. IDL

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    Was it just becuase he was black? lol. Fucking "bad ass" kid got his ass kicked infront of his friends.
     
  11. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Trogdor! Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants!

    Balthazar is a great name!
     
  12. Stoned Philosopher

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    wait... so he punched you in the face because you stated his skin color? being black must really suck if they take offense to that..
     
  13. Captain Cannabis

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    It's a good thing it wasn't me. I had a problem with the "N" word and some more racial slurs when I was that age lol.
     
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