7. Shart A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop. Cat 1) Wet Sensation Cat 2) Wet Underwear Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public) Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life) Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods. On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
last summer i was in the car when my cousin had his catagory 4 and was trying to wipe while driving...
i had a 3 the day after i tried morning glories. i was at a museam and i was farted and felt a bit wet and was like and i went into the bathroom and sure enough, a level three. then i jut wished i could shower
