sayings you would love to see on candy hearts

so...what do you want to see on candy hearts?

i would want to see "Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me."
hehehe

 

"Eat Me"

 

"sweet ass"

 

for men to give to women "look down, thats where your present is"
for women to give to men "give me $11, so i can drink until you're good looking"

 

"Nice Shoes Wanna Fuck"

 

"your mom"

 

Surgeon General's Warning about diabetes.

 

"You ate how many?
An you think he still thinks your sexy?"

 

"wanna play with my wookie"

 

"instant winner"

 

you clothes would look great on my floor

 

holy mother of all that is barry white, you are amazing!

oh-mylanta! you're my woman!

 

"You will have to walk 'X' amount of miles to burn this off. Enjoy!"

 

"good for 1 skittle"

 

Won't you suck on this for a while?

 

i am your soulmate

if i say that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

 

you people wont make it very far in the candy hearts business. you cant fit all of that on one little heart! and even if you can, no one would be able to read it.

 

So I guess the Gettysberg Address is out of the question now.

 

thats why you just make bigger hearts

everyone loves bigger hearts

 

I was thinkin more along the lines of marc antony's speech in julius ceaser