Peppermint, miniskirts, chocolate candy Champion sax and a girl named Sandy There's only four ways to get unraveled One is to sleep and the other is travel, da da One is a bandit up in the hills One is to love your neighbor 'till His wife gets home
And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all It's not easy Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall
oh i believe in love and disaster sometimes the two are just the same i'm beginning to see what's left of me is gonna have to be free to survive i'll be sleeping by myself tonight
Now I walk around in some kind of altered state The drink in my hand is starting to shake I get used to it if it has to stay this way A new bunch of flowers I'll have to arrange I don't want to eat or get out of bed Try to recall what the therapist said Ego and Id, the Essential Self You are who you are and you are someone else But I'm worn gossamer thin Like Delicate Arch, carved by the wind There's a glass psyche at stake Throw me a brick, see if it breaks 'Cause the mind and the brain aren't quite the same But they both want out of this place
Caught your hand inside the till Slammed your fingers in the door Fought with kitchen knives and skewers Dressed me up in women's clothes Messed around with gender roles Line my eyes and call me pretty Moved out of the house so you moved next door I locked you out you cut a hole in the wall I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was alone You're driving me crazy when are you coming home
I'll get a dollar from my mamas purse And buy that skull and crossbones ring And you can wear it around your neck On an old piece of string
And you can fly High as a kite if you want to Faster than light if you want to Speeding through the universe Thinking is the best way to travel It's all a dream Light passing by on the screen And there's you and I on the beam Speeding through the universe Thinking is the best way to travel We ride the waves Distance is gone, will we find out? How life began, will be find out? Speeding through the universe Thinking is the best way to travel And you can fly High as a kite if you want to Faster than light if you want to Speeding through the universe Thinking is the best way to travel
Pardon me, but I gotta be a bit brutal with honesty I gotta be, possibly, Hip Forums greatest commodity No apologies, never been the one for modesty You constantly follow me on my ass like some sodomy Probably, wanna be, chop me up like brocolli So you can get inside my head and mind fuck me like a labotomy You sloppily, make a poor attempt to stay on top of me You could be my artery and still not be a part of me It's robbery, it's your loss and either way you'll hate on me My policy, was always to just have fun regardlessly So you ain't fond of me, go and call the mods on me You could go and find a hobby like monopoly or archery Planning on stopping me? That would be a shock to me So to put it properly... Bounce like a wallaby! I don't give a fuck who you think you are On the boards I'm a scumbag superstar Opinions and views don't mean shit to me I'm disrespected on the boards as a celebrity
No matter where life takes me, find me with a smile Pursuit to be happy, only laughing like a child I never thought life would be this sweet It got me cheesin' from cheek to cheek, aye, aye And I ain't gonna wait for nothing 'Cause that just ain't my style Life couldn't get better This 'gon be the best day ever
If you don't like me, I don't like you Well, on second thought, maybe I do I don't care what you think about me, though 'Cause it isn't true If you want to be mean to me, what can I do? I'm used to people being mean. It's nothing new I'll feed you my puke and tell you it's stew
Anything you can do I can do better I can anything better than you I'M FUCKEN BETTER THAN YOU! anything you can do I can do greater I can do anything greater than you FUCKEN BETTER THAN YOU!
I'M THE BEST LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I'M THE BEST LALALALALALALA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH WHATEVER YOU SAY I'M THE BEST I'M THE BEST NUMBER ONE THE BEST LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Bad, bad news One of us is gonna lose I'm the powder, you're the fuse Just add some friction You are my strange addiction
It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed and bumped his head And couldn't get up in the morning
It is a little dark. But this one we sang when I was little takes the cake: Whenever you see the hearse go by You know that you are about to die Your eyes fall in, your hair falls out Your brains turn into sauerkraut... ...and you eat them without a spoon! Not sure where we picked that up. Probably my dad. But we used to sing it all the time.
"All That I Need Is To Be Loved" by Moby All that I need is to be loved Can't you take this out of me All I want is to be near you Oh my God, how can I love thee? All that I need is to be loved Can't you take this out of me All I want is to be near you Oh, my God, how can I love thee? Oh, my God... No one on earth can be what I need No one on earth can feel what I must feel All that I need All that I need All that I need All that I need All that I need All that I need All that I need is to be loved