Saving cum in a bottle

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Rv4961, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. Rv4961

    Rv4961 Member

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    Do you need to keep cum in the fridge. What I'm doing is I've got a dildo I'm gonna drill a hole all the way through it and insert a tube with a pump on it so I can fuck my self and when it's time pump up the bulb and blow a load in my ass with my own cum. let me know what u think. I also might eat some of it also. Because right before I blow I want to lick it off my fingers but after I lose that desire.
     
  2. endnow

    endnow Member

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    Creative, but a troll for soothe. Don't feed it
     
  3. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    Freeze it and make cumpops
     
  4. Rv4961

    Rv4961 Member

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    Nice idea. Thought about mixing it with some vodka and making a martini
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    don't do it. if you get pregnant with your own child it is likely to have genetic defects.
     
  6. slappysquirrel

    slappysquirrel Senior Member

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    so troll, how much do you charge to cross the bridge?
     
  7. krog180

    krog180 Member

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    :troll::troll::troll:


    Are you a Christian ?


    The secret to happiness is low expectations
     
  8. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    Check the expiry date. It should be stamped on your balls.
     
  9. ariekanibalie

    ariekanibalie Member

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    Not unless you're trying to make auto-anal babies. More important would be to make sure it's about body temperature when loading it up in that patent squirting dildo of yours. Or else it'll just feel weird. I recommend bottling it and leaving it out in the sun to turn a nice fluorescent light green. What do you care?
     
  10. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    lol i have read something about cum being good curing acne problems..
     

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