Satan

Discussion in 'Agnosticism and Atheism' started by BraveSirRubin, Nov 30, 2009.

  1. BraveSirRubin

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    I believe in Satan, but not in a God or Jesus or any of that stuff... but only in SATAN.

    I am no way a "Satanist"... those guys are pussies.

    Can I still be an atheist even though I believe in SATAN SATAN SATAN while denying all the other bullshit?
     
  2. FritzDaKatx2

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    No. Satan is a "God" for many so believing in him sort of means you believe in a God.
    I'm afraid you'll have to change all your stationary from Atheist to Agnostic. Or perhaps even Gnostic if you really and truly believe in Satan.

    P.S. I think saying satanists are all pussies makes you a theolo-ist. :D
     
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  4. BraveSirRubin

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    Believing in SATAN though, is like believing in you and me, because He is real and I have experienced Him. He isn't some invented entity, but a real walking beast that stalks us men and promotes consumption and violence within us. SATAN makes human kind vile and repugnant, and it is obvious if you open your eyes to it.

    (9 Lives of Fritz the Cat wasn't nearly as good as the original)
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

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    That is a very offensive depiction of the Dark Lord SATAN SATAN SATAN.

    Please take it off before I have to contact the proper authorities on these matters.
     
  6. largeamount

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    satan is a hobalo
     
  7. FritzDaKatx2

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    Sequel's rarely are
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

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    Bakhhhssshhhi wasn't even involved in that one. One big cartoon-penis disappointment.
     
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    Some believe satan/lucifer was good. That he tried to help man free themselves from being used as a toy by god, and that is why he rebelled against god. And everything you hear about him being evil is false...
     
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    But can the claimed Ego communicate with SATAN; considering this is an agnostic sub-forum I believe you guys are meaning the interpretable context for corporate gibberish you realize in the mistakes: is it I; is it him?

    I believe that the MIll'sian doctrine is realizing a content of: either you PAY for the recognition that you were a nice gift-giver OR you consider it sent inadequate to the mechanical talents you know you have: to ERR is HUMAN; to FORGIVE is "divine".

    This is the trend for the Christmas spirit by Obama.
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

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    I don't think you people understand the true essence of the DARK LORD SATAN SATAN SATAN
     
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    I've been telling people that YOU ARE SATAN for months now
     
  14. BraveSirRubin

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    I'm closer to the anti-christ.
     
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    Only if you want the snake today, Honey?:hat:
     
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    Satan in Islam is not the same satan in the bible. The Satan of Islam was a "Jinn", created from fire as all Jinns were and still are. Angels were and still are created from light. While Angels and Jinns are considered "Angels" in Islam, because they were created from the same material (fire is light, and light is fire), but Jinns are lower than the Angels, because Jinns are like humans; they do sin, while the Angels are perfect and Sinless. The similarity between Angels and Jinns is like the similarity between humans and animals. Created from almost the same material, but two different WORLDS. We also have "human-angels" V.S. evil and bad ones.
     
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    Wow. I'm still wondering about the year of the Rat, and the meaning of the Equality for all pro-creation.:eek:
     
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    I believe if Satan if Satan is a metaphor for the rampant greed and evil that controls our world today.
     
  20. famewalk

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    the vast majority don't know yet. :eek:

    That in itself is not satanic. I remember about the path backward for the egg which had nothing forward. This in itself is.

    And the question arises: is God's mind outslde His mind OR was it Space for His contingent actions outslde his (me. Me, me... all me) space of contingent Actions?:p
     

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