Santa's reindeer

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Juggalo4ever, Jan 10, 2005.

  1. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls


    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both

    and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male

    reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late

    November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers

    till after they give birth in the spring.

    Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be
    a girl.

    We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat old
    man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
  2. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    someone had emailed me that before xmas... interesting stuff...

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