Santa Claus was a pothead, damn skippy he was.

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by element7, Jan 25, 2005.

  1. element7

    element7 Random fool

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    Santa is a pothead. Who else would surround themselves with reindeer that can fly? Who else would have technicolor elves making ornate toys and strange mechanical inventions? Who else would name one reindeer with a glowing nose as the leader? Mrs. Claus bakes some munchies, the elves trip out, the reindeers fly,. ... I wish I live on the north pole.
     
  2. dirtybongwater

    dirtybongwater Member

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    Santa has since moved on to other substances i'm sorry to say. He was such a happy go lucky kind of guy when he was only consuming the herb and fungus.
    But to start huffing paint of all things???? WHY SANTA, WHY?
     
  3. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    Good point, element...that probably explains why he's so fat and always covered in ashes...
     
  4. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    and is always happy and making funny laugh noises like 'ho ho ho'

    i do that sometimes when im stoned
     
  5. humandraydel

    humandraydel Member

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    whoa!! that's why my parents told me santa didn't exist! they were hiding the wonderful effects of marijuana!! NOOOOO!!
     
  6. purcolekraze

    purcolekraze Member

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    Santa gives me pot every year.
     
  7. PhluffHead 4

    PhluffHead 4 Member

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    Santa may also be on acid for the technicolor elves idea. Not to get off topic but I heard of a guy who tripped out on acid and hallucinated elves and they would make him toys, and he would tell them if they were good toys or not.
     
  8. AnarchistScott

    AnarchistScott Member

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    LoL its actually a fact that santa clause was thought up by sum1 on lsd......ha ha ha try tellin that 2 the kids
     
  9. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    aND THINK ABOUT THE MANY COOKIES HE GETS TO EAT!
     
  10. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    The list of santa's shady behavior.
    1. He hangs out at malls.
    2. he can disappear (you ain't considered shady till you can disappear)
    3. he breaks into peoples houses for milk and cookies.
    4. he talks to riendeer.
    5. he smokes a pipe.
    6. He gives children toys if they sit on his lap (although not stoner-esque, that is still pretty shady)
    7. He makes people dress up as elves for money.
    8. He lives as far away from the law as you possibly can.
    9. He was the archbishop of turkey.
    10. He visits holland 20 days before the rest of the world. (stoking up on shit)
    11. He's given to hysterical fits of laughter.
     
  11. purcolekraze

    purcolekraze Member

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    Adding on to Eugene:

    12. He is fat and can slide down a chimmny
     
  12. BudBomb7

    BudBomb7 Member

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    lol excluding 6 that shit makes alot of damn sense! especially 10!
     

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