Santa is a pothead. Who else would surround themselves with reindeer that can fly? Who else would have technicolor elves making ornate toys and strange mechanical inventions? Who else would name one reindeer with a glowing nose as the leader? Mrs. Claus bakes some munchies, the elves trip out, the reindeers fly,. ... I wish I live on the north pole.
Santa has since moved on to other substances i'm sorry to say. He was such a happy go lucky kind of guy when he was only consuming the herb and fungus. But to start huffing paint of all things???? WHY SANTA, WHY?
whoa!! that's why my parents told me santa didn't exist! they were hiding the wonderful effects of marijuana!! NOOOOO!!
Santa may also be on acid for the technicolor elves idea. Not to get off topic but I heard of a guy who tripped out on acid and hallucinated elves and they would make him toys, and he would tell them if they were good toys or not.
LoL its actually a fact that santa clause was thought up by sum1 on lsd......ha ha ha try tellin that 2 the kids
The list of santa's shady behavior. 1. He hangs out at malls. 2. he can disappear (you ain't considered shady till you can disappear) 3. he breaks into peoples houses for milk and cookies. 4. he talks to riendeer. 5. he smokes a pipe. 6. He gives children toys if they sit on his lap (although not stoner-esque, that is still pretty shady) 7. He makes people dress up as elves for money. 8. He lives as far away from the law as you possibly can. 9. He was the archbishop of turkey. 10. He visits holland 20 days before the rest of the world. (stoking up on shit) 11. He's given to hysterical fits of laughter.