Santa Claus or Freddie Kruger?

Those are your options.

 

Santa!!!!

Geeze!

 

freddie

 

You people are not taking this poll as seriously as you should!

 

Santa...seeing as u have that beard

 

hmm.. i can only stand santa once a year... and well freddie movies are pretty lame... i say.. Santa.. since hes got presents

 

Wow, great call... he does have that Santa Claus look about him...

Can we sit on your lap and tell you what we want for Christmas?

 

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.

I've been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a drop top c-o-k too, Light blue.

I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be oh, so good,
If you'd check off my Christmas list,
Boo doo bee doo.

Santa honey, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
I've been an angel all year,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, there's one thing that I really need, The deed.
To a plex of my hand,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, fill my stocking with a rolex, And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,
Boo doo bee doo.

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight!

 

I sang that for my work's Christmas party last year!!!

 

Did you do it all up like Marilyn Monroe?

 

Kind of... I didn't dress up like her, but I was trying to be semi sexy at least... I don't know if it worked. My aunt-in -law who also works with me dressed up as a grade school girl and sang "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth".

If you knew this woman you would understand how funny it is. She is in her late 60's and actually has dental fixtures. So it was appropriate even!

 

Hehehe, I used to love when Alvin and the Chipmunks sang that song (All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth) on their Christmas record.

 

And Christmas Christmas time is here...



I <3 the Chipmunks!

 

Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good but we can't last
Hurry Christmas hurry fast!

Oh man, look at us singing freaking Christmas songs in April, two days away from Easter! It's all olhippie's fault!

 

Oh yeah!!!

 

a friend of mine told me i looked like santa cuz of my beard.
I asked her if she wanted to sit on my lap, but unfortunately she didnt go for it

 

Better luck next time.

 

I love Freddy!

 

christmas should die, and i love horror movies, so deff freddie!! SANTA AND HIS GODDAMNED HOLIDAY MUST FUCKING DIE!!! sorry i really hate christmas tho

 

freddy sorry whoa i cant spell