Santa Claus is coming

in your mouth.

 

So that's what he has in his sack then??? The dirty bastard!!

 

How come there aren't any Christmas themed porn movies?

 

because christmas is awesome and elves and children and family are part of all the coolness. and those things are wrong with sex.

don't de-innocentise christmas!!

 

...

 

and I bet he has a big candy cane all ready just for the good girls too--

 

.... too late...
what the hell.... THESE CHICKS ARE DUDES!!!

 

Santa Claus is in us all.

 

Sex is innocent and awesome too, people were and are de-innocentise it!


so, P for Platinum, please feel free to share with us your fantasies about the Ho-Ho-Ho dude!