Salvia Vodka SalVod!!!!!

Hey Salvia enthusiasts, Kalizhada here from Kalizhada Inc., informing you guys of a unique product that my company has for you in the Salvia world. We created in our labs a very smooth and ultra distilled vodka infused with refined salvia divinorum extract. The salvinorin-a was infused during the distillation process and has given the vodka a natural jade apperance. This is the only product like it in the world, and no one can boast such a claim. I have many buyers from Europe that cannot keep this item on the shelf. Now you are able to get this in your bar collection from me direct or on ebay under my ebay user id: davinci2b1 I assure you this product has followed STRICT guidelines and profession methods of refinement and distillation. Enjoy this item or keep it amongst your personal collection for that great story among friends. This item was even metioned by a musician as the "next absinthe" so you decide for yourself. Any questions can be made to me here or by my email at: Kalizhada@yahoo.com. Journey well.

 

drinking Salvia is worthless. makes about as much sense as smoking alcohol.

Salvia is smoked because it is heat activated. eating leaf or ingesting tincture only works if it is held in the mouth for a long period of time. it can be slowly absorbed in the mouth but not in the stomach.

 

Oh the close minded, alcohol when ingested turns into vapor then returns to the Medella portion of the brain, WHICH then gives you your buzz. Salvia within the vodka is carried to the same portion, then creates your lucidity. It's funny how some people who try salvia a couple of time act like masters. I'm not a kid with no experience in this field, I have a whole company which researches and develops new products, SALVIA being one of them.

 

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Whatever dude.

 

I'd like to see some proof that you have found a way to make salvia vodka that carries a "salvia buzz". I call BS. I can make salvia vodka in my kitchen too, and I don't need a whole company to do it. I would just use salvia and vodka. Jees..find some other way to make money besides exploiting stupid people.

 

It seems that once a week I have to call some one out on a challenge, so I welcome it. This is the email I sent to Witchdr11's personal email, you guys can read for yourself.

Whoa, don't be telling me get a life, if you don't know me. First off, its not "salvia flavored" vodka, I use 4 ounces of raw salvia leaf and fresh corn to produce this item, it is not a simple flavor process. Second on my eBay page it clearly states, to contact me regarding any questions period, eBay will remove an item if it's description is questionable. That's why it's crucial to communicate, and all my customers know that. I have an open policy for questions and have answered all of them rapidly. Salvia is effective in almost 98-99% of all people because of certain receptors in the human brain allow its active chemical salvinorin-A to work. The 1-2% of the people will not receive any effectiveness other than a mild euphoric effect, that's it. It sucks but that's how it goes, I've had many customers that have asked on forums regarding this and others have concluded the same. Many of my customers remain happy customers because I follow through with my customer service and always explain this scenario. Absinthe doesn't do anything but people buy it in the illusion that it causes hallucinations IT DOESN'T! The belief was that the star anise and wormwood would cause brain altering effects and it didn't. In the past people would lace their Absinthe with Laudanum ( an opium derivative) or lace sugar cubes with Laudanum and let it disintegrate into their aperitif and then drink it, causing hallucinations. I'm not a kid, I'm not a kitchen chef, I'm not an amateur in this field. I have a BS/BA in biology and my partner holds a PhD/D in chemistry and pharmacology, our work station and production floor is a meticulously kept, professional lab, that is continuously inspected by local and state agencies to ensure safety and non-illicit use. We do our homework and have many repeat buyers in all areas including Wiccan-shops, private buyers, and even science labs. If you think this product is bunk then you should contact a buyer of mine from Israel and Prague, who together have bought over 14 bottles and have stated the difficulty of keeping this item on the shelf. Oh yeah in your response to "get a life" I just took my Kalizhada Inc., staff of 13 on our Christmas vacation to Aspen, Colorado for some nice Alpine skiing, to celebrate another climbing year of sales. So, how's that for having a life. Please respond if you have anymore questions and I'll be glad to elaborate.

Good journey, One Love,
Frank Ramirez
CEO
Kalizhada Inc.

P.S. My company Kalizhada Inc., has salvia Divinorum as ONE of its products. I manufacture mineral make up, shampoos, hand creams lotions, lip balms, sun screens, and psoriosis/esczema treatments, herbal teas,etc. Our mineralized facial treatment has been focused by Sephora and Nordstrom, so if you guys want to bash me that's fine, I'm here to answer questions and help you guys make a safe and educated decision regarding salvia. And of course I'll throw my name in there as one of the reputable retailers of Salvia Divinorum because all my repeat buyers can't be wrong either.

One Love.
Kalizhada

 

And as I replied to you via email, just because you have made money off of selling a product that doesnt mean your product is of any value. I could get rich selling broken ping pong balls to tennis players telling them they are the next big leap in tennis balls, but that doesn't mean they are.


Please provide some kind of documentation proving you have found a way to make salvinorin orally active in vodka and you will have proven me wrong.

 

Just so everyone knows, alcohol doesn't vaporize to cause the buzz in your body. It is asorbed though the mouth stomach and small intestant into the blood stream, then it acts on your nervous system. Sorry i can't remeber which recepter it effects.

Also when trying to search for "medella" part of the brain you talked about all i found were brest pumps, maybe you meant "medulla". If that were the case that is the part that controls automatic parts of your body, breathing heart rate and many more. Here is a link to that http://health.howstuffworks.com/alcoholism4.htm A nice easy to follow guide on how alcohol works. You can look in other lab notes and medical records to verify that info if you like.

Okay now you are telling me if i drink that shit I'd bug out. Well maybe a little if it is held in the mouth. Salvorin A is distroyed in the stomach due to the acid. Also it takes a whole lot more salvia to asorbe though the mouth than smoking, anyone how has tried can detest.

Granted your drink may cause a better body buzz that is nice, but saying that you can have a full experiance from it is rather foolish, and seeing how you were mistaken by how alcohol works everything you say is questionable. I'd love to look more into your drink but from what i can tell you are more likely trying to make a quick buck.

J.C

 

werd.

 

P.S sorry if it seamed like a bash. I don't want some unexpecting person getting your stuff expecting a sprital encounter and end up with only a fix or buzz, call it what you want.

Also i didn't do my research about you, it seams that you are selling tincture under the name of "Salvia "BLACK" Tincture" if that is the case, then yes that will do the trick if made and used correctly.

I was under the impresion that you were talking about a drink that you would drink like any other drink ect. However I stand by everything I said.


J.C

 

Wow! If this is true thanks alot.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=118104191&blogID=274072264

I also fought that battle a little, I'm sure Charles Anderson knows my name very well from the e-mails i sent to educate him on the matter seeing how he didn't know enough to do little more than make him self look foolish infront of the press. I wish i could have done more.

If you are indeed "slavia man" and helped fight for slavia in Texas. THANK YOU!!!

J.C

 

Why would you add it in the distillation process? Not many people even distill alcohol in most of the world it is a major felony to distil alcohol and if you were doing it why would your “labs” be advertising such a risky thing to advertise? And if you were a professional “lab” with a license to distill why would want waste your time in such a little market like Salvia tincture.

 

In some states it's leagal to disstill alcohol. Mostly in places that sell everclear. If you were to ask me that was just marketing to make the product look newer that what it really is. Although I'm confused on what this salvod is and how it is suppose to be used. I also think that he owns a smart/head shop somewere so it's only natural that he'd have salvia tinctures on the selfs.

J.C

 

Well, why not just cut through all the bs and be honest about what he's got going on. he is making it sound like he is running a multi-million dollar company, yet he can't even spell medulla?

Besides spelling medulla wrong he makes a complete nonsense attempt to describe how the salvinorin is magically transported to the brain via vodka evaporation or something. You are telling me Daniel Siebert never figured out this secret method of oral activity in his years of studying the plant from top to bottom?

Note how he says 1-2 % of people just wont get an effect? I bet every customer he has that bitches he is quick to label as this 1-2 %. I told him to send me a sample and that if it was active I would tout him to the world as a hero in the pharmocological world. He didn't respond to that email. Seems like if he was so confident in his product and so well off, this would be no large feat for that kind of good press.

I smell a fish and I'm not leaving till something is fried.

 

I guess none of you are really paying attention to the REAL world. We are lied to and ripped off every damn day. It's called business.

If he sent free samples out, why the fuck would anyone buy a bottle?

 

Who knows....Several fat loss pill companys give some of there crap out free. I guess the difference is many people take salvia not expecting to be taught something when they expected to be fucked up and never touch the stuff agian.

I would love a sample, if it's what i think I'd buy a bunch if the price is fair.

J.C

 

Not sure where you got that idea bud, vodka, whisky, gin, brandy ect ect ect are all created by distilling alcohol.

 

I never said the Salvod would cause any type of trip. The Salvod is a novelty item. Always has been always will be. My tinctures are always been my source for quality trips, that along with my extracts are what make Kalizhada one of the most reputable word of mouth retailers. Musicians, actors and even doctors and lawyers have purchased my stuff. I'm just posting now to answer questions regarding safety and careful instructions regarding salvia.
Ki

 

Oh yeah by the way guys, my company is not cenered around salvia, it is only one of many different products in our line. And I\if I was trying to rip people off I wouldn't be selling my extracts for the crazy prices that are on the web. my tinctures would be well over 50.00 per half liquid ounce. My shipping charges would be outrageous, these things need to be considered before you make a claim like that Witchdr11. But I'm not going to fret, I know what I got and my customers are many indeed, oh yeah speak to a neurologist about the medella nerve center, so sorry I mispelled it, we can't all be perfect like you bro.
Peace