Saddleback Mountain

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  1. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Ok here is my porno movie pitch. It's called Saddleback Mountain. Actually all I have is a beginning and ending. OK first some teminology explaned.

    Saddlebacking is a slang term for Christian Girls taking it in the ass so they can perserve their virginity. Named after the Saddleback Baptist church. But there is also a Ski Resort in Maine called Saddleback Mountain.

    First Scene:
    A group of teenagers in a youth group hearing about the virtues of maintaining of ones virginity where it is announced that there will be a church sponsered Ski trip to Saddleback Mountain. What follows is a series of whacky hi-jinks that eventually lead to buttfucking for Jesus.

    For the final scene Jesus comes down for a song and dance finaly ending with Jesus sodomising all of the female cast members and praising them for saving their hymens.

    It's a Christian Porno Movie. There's something for everybody, Teenagers, Anal Sex, Jesus and Family Values. MMMMMM That's some tasty, wholesome Porn.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  2. AT98BooBoo

    AT98BooBoo Senior Member

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  3. TheWhiteOne216

    TheWhiteOne216 Member

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    Best porn movie ever!!!!!
     
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