sad realization

while away.... i truly realized that i am fat. i cant lose weight either.

man, until i turned 22, i couldnt GAIN it. what is going on?!

i hate being fat. it sucks. be glad you're not fat.

 

God is fat.

I mean, I'm everywhere. So, I can't be a 98 pound weakling, can I?

Of course the celestial -er- beverages didn't help much for me to get rid of this tire.

 

what do you mean you can't lose it? of course you can. anyone can lose weight.

 

No I can't.

I just told you that I was everywhere.

Jesus Christ! I gave them eyes but they cannot read...

 

your not even close to being fat...
people precieve themselves differently than others do..

 

God, what am I gonna do with these people?

 

I'm fat too.
*crying*

 

You don't look fat in the Schwagstock pics.

 

what do you eat?

 

I like you sig pic, the one with the river.

A nice place to bury someone so that they can't find the body.

 

you really dont think i look fat in those pictures? i think i look enormous.

and i mean i cant lose weight, cause i have lost some, didnt change my eating habits and STILL gained it back.

 

lol


god, silly old god.

 

Well, this was only to show you that I, too, have a sense of humor.

I would never bury a body.

I can simply zap a thunderbold clear across anybody ass.

If they go underground, I can make an earthquake.

In the sky?

I'll invent "skyquakes".

I can also unscrew that little itty bitty thingie that holds the fuel control tube.

Yes, God can be a bitch at times.

 

trish, you're so far removed from enormous. don't make me post my pic of myself in a tight tshirt. it's terrifying. though the jeans i'm wearing in that pic are much looser now.

 

(God drools)

 

skyquakes have already been invented.

watch this: http://conspiracy.hopto.org:6969/stats.html?info_hash=d3d5498c0d4a06f30a161176aa11e0053589805e

it's scare your socks off.

 

Trish, I am pleasingly obese.

 

there are schwagstock pics somewheres?

 

From what I've seen you don't look fat. And at least you probably have an actual figure, instead of being a friggin' stick with absolutely no figure at all. We are all different shapes and sizes, as long as you can still walk around and all that, then you are fine.

 

Go to a nudist camp and learn to love your body!!!!!!!!!!