[size=+2]Hearts Smarts: Racism Just Ain't Cool [/size] [size=+1]Featuring the acting styling's of Frolixo, Sonik, and The Sungod.[/size] [size=+2]ACT I[/size] Hello there, my name is Chikinn Maashere, and I would like to share a important lesson I've learned with you folks. It was a lesson I never forget for as long as I live. One fine Sunday afternoon I was watching an adult video on my VCR, and drinking some Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. I was very sleepy due to a vigorous masturbation session, and the beer starting to compound this fact. I started to doze off, unaware of the danger lurking right outside my house, waiting for the right moment. As soon as I drift away to the magic unicorn valley with frolicking gnomes and rassleberry waterfalls, a SWARTHY AFRICAN wonders into my house looking for goods to plunder while I snore away. He could've taken anything and I would have survived, with one exception, my VCR. Being a very lonely man with ill social skills, I rely on my vast amount of video tapes for company. It was the one thing I could not bear to part with. A quick getaway, while I your narrator, was none the wiser. "What the fuck! My VCR!!" I shouted in dismay. Feeling like I just got hit by a truckload of sadness, I curled up in my closet and cried, feeling raped and violated. After the tears came rage, and I wanted payback, as well as my VCR. I decided to give Sheriff Roscoe a call at the local police department.