RT Obits

I have a feeling mine would mention the fact that I'm mean but tolerated for my tits.


What do you think RT regulars would write in an obituary for you?

 

Oh just that I conquered all the e-ladies with my indelible charisma and charm only to find out they were all dudes.

 

Hated by all.

 

Unknown:cheers2:

 

He/she/it? was a quiet man/woman/thing,
and when he/she/it did speak up,
it was with a voice filled with strange meanderings.

Also:

Here Lies A Thread Killer.

It actually surprises me how many people have no idea as to what my sex is.

 

"Hey, that's that chick whose tits I saw once. Wonder if we can get the password?" Yeah...I hold a lot of value up in this bitch.

 

I don't know, probably not much. I'm sure it would be something like "Tracy, Traceroni, Tracky... well she's dead. free cake and music at funeral, open to all!"
So at least people would come to my funeral... in the end, isn't that all that matters anyway?

 

"Dave who?"

 

RT would likely get stoned and forget to write one for me, or just forget me

 

i think i'd fade out of everyone's memory within a few days.

 

there would be a week long mourning, then a week long party for me

it'd probably say how great i am, talk about my masshole qualities that brighten this place up everyday. the females would mention my awsum nekkid pics.

 

Token Canadian...

 

and jess would be our tokin' canadian.

 

"finally"

 

"........"

 

LOL!

 

I don't wanna think about that!

 

Aww don't look at it in a sad way.

Death is just natures way of telling us that are bodies are just helpless heaps of garbage.

Why is the "Circle of Life" song from Lion King going through my head?

 

Nothing, no one really seems to know I'm here....

 

*shifty eyes* i know who you are....