(Rough Estimate) How many times have you Fapped in your life?

This has probably been asked before, but there's no harm in asking again. :afro:


Ok so I'll go first.... I started when I was 11, I am 19 now.

I would say on average I fap 2 times a day (even though in the last 2 years it's been about 4-5 times a day).

So let's see 2x 365 days in a year = 730

730 x 8 years = 5,840

I will add an extra 350 for days I jacked off more than twice. (5,840 + 350 = 6,190)

So in my life I have jacked off around 6,200 times. :sifone:


Can anyone beat it? I doubt it

 

Guess I'm the only one on hipforums who faps.

/thread.

 

or maybe we all just suck at math.

 

Dude, I'm 53. Do the math. You know how big a 55 gallon drum is? I could have filled LOTS of those by now.

 

Nuttin happening here move along.. move along..

 

I made a similar post some time ago remarking on the amount of semen released by a typical man throughout his life based on simple calculations.

Typical life span = 80 years, less about 10 years pre-puberty = 70

70 x 365 = 25550 days

25550 x 2 times a day = 51100 sessions

51100 x 5ml semen per ejaculation = 255.5 litres.

To give you some idea of how much this is, a typical bath holds 100 litres, so about 2½ baths of semen released over a lifetime.

I deliberately underrated the numbers by not including leap years, and the teenage years when a boy probably masturbates more frequently than any other time for the rest of his adult life so it evens out the numbers a bit.

It does boggle the mind somewhat when you put it all into context.

 

Aside from what the hell is fapping? I can guess given the nature of this forum. I have done it over 5000 times. And still love it.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnpil_pRUiw"]The Beatles-I am the Walrus(BEST QUALITY) - YouTube

does a walrus shit in the woods?..

 

About 5 times an average week for 8 years = 2,080.

Sounds about right.

 

I ain't doin the math but I did it all day every day one summer and lost like ten pounds

 

You know you've shot too many loads when you start shooting out knee cartilage.

 

there you go :beatdeadhorse5: