ron jermy?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by MagnanimityMan, Dec 29, 2004.

  1. how in gods name.....
    i'm convinced he made a deal with the devil.
    the other day i saw someone wearing a ron jermy (sp?) t-shirt...
    good ol' mystical shroom has him in her signnature, which i think is very funny =P.

    now, i've always been a fan of porn, and never really saw him in any... but these last several months, i've been seeing him EVERYWHERE, EVERYWHERE.
    i think if i were a director, the LAST homeboy i'd pick in a lineup of guys would be rob jermey.

    what do you girls think of him when you're watching him do his stuff...
    i imagine it being the same as watching rosanne barr?

    i still think he sold his soul to the devil...
    "Devil.... i wanna be the most famous porn star aliveeeee."
    "that'll be one soul ron..."
    "therrrre-yee go"

  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    haha the reason i like Ron is because hes not ashamed of the way he looks and ive watched everything hes in (interviews, movies, surreal life and such) and just seems like such a cool and nice guy ya know..
  3. hahaha, that's very true. that's very true. he is cool. i watched a few episodes of surreal life, and i thought it was a riot.

    but does his persona breach out into him being the posterchild for porn??
  4. hahahaha! i just took another look at your signature. it's TOOOO great.
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    probably not, its probably his wanker that does it.. But who knows.. Maybe people like him cause hes a normal looking average Joe and he doesnt look like the typical porn star, maybe :D haha i dont know...
  6. i've thought that was it also. it must be for the guy-viewer's sake. hmm.

    you can see the double standards.
    jenna jameson being females top star, and ron jermy. =\

    i hear that females enjoy and endulge (i dont know if that's the right word, but eh) in good ol' porn as much as guys do. he's still in every directors blackbook... beh, paradox's.

    i still think the devil has alot to do with this. =P
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    its sorta odd that Ron being his physical self is a famous well know and such porn star. And yet, you dont see such women like Ron, in porn, ya know..
    But Im an admirer of Ron, he just seems like such a cool guy, and hes not some musclehead that you usually see in porn..
  8. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

    I want to break this social stereotype in porn....Girls having to be these great looking barbie-doll types to be porn stars...I'm gonna do some porn...everyone, buy my stuff and make me a more well-known star that Jenna! ;)

  9. i'll definitely support your career. print off some shirts and whatnot =)
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    meh, not all women in porn look like barbie dolls..
    haha i dont ever see real short girls in porn, like 5 foot or anything, haha or would that be classified as midget porn :D
  11. lold 5' and under is legally a midget i believe. the surreal life was great, ron jeremy is cool
  12. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    but im five i a sad now :D
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    ahahaha, midget porn is great stuff...

    ron is awesome though...
  14. sasquatch

    sasquatch Member

    5' isn't midget. Maybe if you're under 4' you could be considered a midget. Probably more like 3.5' if you wanted any chance of making it in porn.

    don't know about Ron Jeremy, haven't seen any of his non-porn stuff and only a little of his porn. He ain't pretty to look at, but has a big penis and that's why he's a porn star.
  15. xthevalkyriex

    xthevalkyriex Member

    He used to be a school teacher before he started in whacked is that??

    TARABELLE on the road less traveled

    It's not big, it's it's it's a "CAN OF CORN". HaHa, inside joke, but seriously, he's fricking huge and I'm sure that has alot to do with it, cuz he's no looker. I can't think of any porn I've seen where the guy was great looking, Ok,maybe, but never a knock out. [​IMG]
  17. atropine

    atropine Member

    10" i believe, although i heard hes very skilled.. and by that i mean can gain/lose an erection in a secend or come on command basically.. but not like i know
  18. sasquatch

    sasquatch Member

    Hahaha, when i was first writing my post i was thinking something like "can of corn", but figured that language like that would be admitting that he's way bigger than me. I thought if used "big" then it would seem like he's only a little bigger than me. Yeah, can of corn is better.
  19. Al13n

    Al13n Member

    hes still not nearly as bi g as me!!! lol
  20. this girl at school said her mom is legally a midget and shes like 4' something, and she said the limit is like 5'and under, id believe her cause shes short as well so real likely her mother is as well.

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