Role-Playing...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hyphy, Feb 21, 2008.

  1. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    ...is fucking AWESOM!!! And I don't just mean in the bedroom. I mean during the actual act of picking up a woman, role playing fucking kicks ass! I just got back from the mall and I tried opening this lucrative woman. Late 20's early 30's business woman, she reminded me of a sexy teacher :) I tried the Cashmere sweater opener. I got blown out, she says "You can leave now." Now, this is not a club and day game is different from night game so I said fuck it, let me just wing this one. So I respond with, "Oh, am I dismissed?" She says "Yes." I say, "Cool, it's just like school... you're like the sexy but, mean ass teacher that keeps me after class for detention because I've been bad. I'm the naughty schoolboy that throws erasers and crumpled up pieces of paper to get your attention." Guess what happened? She smiled and her body language opened up completely! She responds with laughter and I go on to say "What would you do if I was really bad?" She says, get this "I'd bring back capital punishment!" Whoa! I say "Paddle or meter stick?" She says, "Bare hand :)" Whoa! I email closed her and invited her to our record release party on the 29th. I'm gonna work on spontaneous role-playing for the next month!
     
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    damn...

    i thought you were gonna say you like to play dungeon and dragons now. i used to play mage in highschool.

    :leaving:
     
  3. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    I never played D&D but I do like Role Playing Games :) They don't really fit in the seduction world though.
     
  4. lode

    lode Banned

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    Unless you're trying to seduce a nerd. :D
     
  5. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    exactly.. if i guy asked if i wanted to play some D&D or mage or vampires.. uuuh YES!
     
  6. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    There's actually a comic book convention this weekend out in San Fran. I think I'm gonna go and put it to the test! Plus, Mila Kunis and Anne Hathaway are gonna be there, let me see if I can work something :)
     
  7. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    I think you have just given hope to a lot of RPG nerds
     
  8. lode

    lode Banned

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    Those other nerds won't know what hit 'em Hyphy.
     
  9. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Next time you should bring your Enchanted Trident of Eternal Sunshine +11, I bet no woman can resist that.
     
  10. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    We'll see. Remember, the community was created by nerds for nerds. They actually might take offense that I'm using it to pick up women. Beat me to death with their light sabers and Lv. 12 Swords of Death or whatever.
     
  11. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    Haha , I wonder where that is equipped :D
     
  12. Mitok

    Mitok Senior Member

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    Dude, nothing is hotter than a Dungeon Master. It's like being your own little omnipotent warlord.
    Also, congrats on the victory.
     
  13. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    He does that continuously.

    Well, of course role-playing works...everything that releases women of the reponsibility of reason works. lol

    I did one trick spontaneously once...I was drinking at a bar and gave this girl the label on my beer bottle twisted into a flower shape. I says, "Here. For the wedding." She smiled and gave me I forgot what.

    She was hot too. So, of course, I ended up not fucking her. Grrrrrrrrrrrr....
     
  14. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    I'm using that! That's a great one, and it's a good transition into my 12 wives role play. Thanks :)
     
  15. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    I smell an RPG hit
     
  16. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Cool. I'm flattered to be able to give you an idea.

    But you know, imagination is the very heart of seduction. I don't know if you agree.

    Let me know how it went.:)
     
  17. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Imagination is very important, especially now that canned routines are starting to be recognized more often. That's why I'm trying to work more on spontaneous natural game(along with the canned stuff). That flower thing you did, if you just winged that one and pulled it out of thin air, you're a natural!
     
  18. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i know a couple of guys that play D&D and it's definitely the way to their hearts


    anything creative will work wonders really

    personally i hear the sexy teacher thing all the time just because i wear glasses so i'm kinda bored with it
     
  19. lode

    lode Banned

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    I'mma have to write a book on game someday. :D
     
  20. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I'm always winging it. I think I should go for the can more often.

    But I'm that kind of guy that never participates in joke-sharing banter and stuff. Boring as fuck.
     
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