Oh giggle! When you walk I’m sure you wiggle And jiggle In all the right places. Don’t you love it when I tickle? Oh giggle!
I like this silly thread, I do Even though I have no clue I make stuff up and post it here A nonsense thread, I guess that's clear
I sometimes read some awful things Why they do that, makes no grins Are they real I often think Posting sick stuff then a wink! No wonder many get a ban Some say female, I say man
Time to pour some nice cold wine I drink a few, but always fine Watch TV and post away Before I know it, another day Soon I can travel, and fly away That's all I have to say
Well, if a seahorse really is a fish Then I fervently hope and wish That I never have a sea lion On any hook I'd call mine.
Sunday is never a day of rest So much cooking and often a guest So now I take a break at last The evening is really going fast Time for my bath, then TV Then back for goodnight, I expect you see
LIARS fool so many folk Sometimes it makes me choke But only fools believe the lies They are fools to and make me sick
Here's a ditty about the time of year. --------------------------------------------------- Look outside it's getting dark it's nearly winter I s'pose it would do wish I'd had that walk in the park now all I can think is what I could do when the evenings start to warm up mornings won't show frost but dew and as the sun begins to climb up over the roofs and chimney flues to shine on children all wrapped up waiting in their crocodile queues in the classrooms teachers chalk up today's first lesson for them to view It's term time now but soon the break will mean there's no more school for weeks so no more lunchbox meals to take and no more cold but rosy cheeks as children run in from the cold to take off coats and scarves and hats then find a hook to hang them on to no more lessons that's a fact! So play with friends while you've the chance to soon it'll be time for going back then hear the morning tunes to dance to roll up socks and pull on hats find the rest of school clothes and repeat the numbers you know that's the one's you wrote down on your hand if teacher asks you your times tables can you repeat them on demand? Come on now it's not so hard to store your lessons for recall instead of playing in the yard you have to learn them one and all and winter is the time to do it stay indoors keep out the cold practise till you're sure you know it knowledge is power and yours to hold --------------------------------------------------
There once was a feather duster With feathers all tatty and grey The other brooms, in all of the rooms Said - Pff get out the way All through the Summer, It never had a say Inside the cupboard It never once, came out to play Knowing that one day The Mother would chuck it away
Here's another poem about winter I've just written. ------------------------------------------------ Look out the window on a winter's day The land is dark the sky is grey The thoughts that flow around my mind Are those of someone feeling blind It's almost like I've lost my life It's almost like the signs of strife Are all around in rock and soil As snow begins to float and swirl It blots out colour turning white All the things I know as sight It seems to take them all away From here until another day When from the sky snow turns to rain And colour is restored again The nascent season soon will spring The buds and shoots will soon begin To burst forth from the nourished ground Our senses filled with light and sound And smell and feelings all brand new To remind me I have lots to do To start the new year off with love And cherish blue skies up above -------------------------------------------------------- It's not that good really, but I just knocked it out in about 10 minutes.
I have lots of poems I've written over the years. Here's one I wrote quite some time ago. ------------------------------------------------- Where do you go when your story is told What do you do when your spirit is old When you were young you were daring and bold But now your eyes dim and your hands they are cold The blood that runs through you is still the same red As when you were born in the hospital bed It courses your veins from your heart to your head And only stops moving the moment you’re dead But in between moments you lived a full life When young you were quick and as sharp as a knife And when you were grown you found yourself a wife Who you still fondly know as your trouble and strife Then kids came along and your world was complete The sight of your babies asleep was a treat But all too soon they grew to play in the street And fend for themselves with both hands and feet As years passed they grew till your eyes you did raise To talk face to face and encourage with praise For following dreams and defining their place In a fast changing world where you have to keep pace So your race is run now it’s time to slow down Look back on your life with a smile not a frown All the rivers you’ve crossed and yet you didn’t drown So accept it with grace and pick up your crown Then sit on your throne and admit your time’s passed Your race it is run but you didn’t come last Your dreams you still dream so hold on to them fast Though the wheel it still turns and the die it is cast The world moves on and soon you have to go In spirit and mind you must move with the flow For your life’s new direction will soon start to show Then it’s on to the next to continue to grow For death is a doorway that leads who knows where It’s waiting for you to go through when you dare For the rest of us here we no longer can share The new life that you’ll live, when you arrive there It’s all in the future, the land no-one knows The place when we die to which everyone goes All you must do is just follow your nose Don’t look back at your past while your life you compose It’s a story that’s old, it’s as old as the hills Of laughter and crying and babies and bills Your cup runneth over then finally spills And all captured in pictures, both movies and stills So open the cover the album’s right here Look at what’s past then perhaps shed a tear It won’t be forgotten my friend never fear It’s a memory all of us want to hold dear So where did you go when your story was told What did you do when your spirit grew old Cos when you were young you were daring and bold But then your eyes dimmed and your hands they grew cold They put you in a coffin to lie in the ground In stillness and silence with never a sound In future your grave might not even be found But we know that your spirit is always around To know and to guide us we hope for the better To live by the spirit and not by the letter Of laws that contain us yet help us unfetter For you were the creditor, we are the debtor We owe you so much as we look back to see What you did then for my family and me Without all your caring we just couldn’t be Your life’s work has helped us all truly be free ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wrote that one back in 2015.