Rehab almost worked

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by missfontella, Jan 7, 2005.

  1. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    I watched him intently the first few days ater rehab and he showed no signs of weakness. Now #1 is displaying a far more dangerous problem. I pretended not to see the first time there was excess amounts of it missing. he sat right in front of me and did 3 lines of parmesan. I mean, I knew he liked it but today......I saw him push everything else aside for it. It was a turkey lunchable. How could he not eat the turkey? He only ate the cheese. That boy has a problem.

    I guess I should be more understanding. The pressures of being an assassin are vast. Between trying to kill me and stuffing random objects in the VCR, he barely has time to beat up his brother and sisters. I just thought that this was over when he beat the chocolate addiction. Now, he goes from chocolate giving him the shits to cheese blocking him up. I found him once, passed out on the floor, kraft singles wrappers all around him, and little bits of cheese food ground into the carpet. He needs help.

    Rehab almost worked, now we gotta find a cheese program.
  2. How about a cookie?
  3. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

    Your lil' one is busy. Maybe his determination will grow with him and when he is older he will do great and many things. :)
  4. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    as I type, he is assaulting his sister

    she won't let him get in the fridge

    I just brought a new package of cheese.......he is relentless
  5. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    maybe your son wishes he was a mouse??
  6. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

    maybe you should invest in some chocolate covered cheese
  7. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

    Good idea. Think of how regular he'll be. :)
  8. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    I'm a recovering cheeseaholic. (Oh, didn't I tell you? I'm giving up cheese until Feb 2,2005.)
  9. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    if you dont get help at charter please get help somewhere:sunglasse
  10. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

    Assaulting? Or battering?
    There's a difference.

    This reminds me of Homer sneaking down to the kitchen late at night and eating, "Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheeeeese...
    64 *gulp!*
    ...63 *gulp!*
    ...62 *gulp!*
    ...61 *gulp!*

    And then come morning, when Marge discovers him catatonic, and asks, "Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?!" all he can say is,
    "I think I'm blind!"

    LOL!! :D


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