Redbull

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by stalk, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Has synthetic bull semen in it.

    Just to let you know...for all you redbull drinkers out there....
     
  2. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    I didnt know that.
    I am still gonna drink it....
    :leaving:
     
  3. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    you lie,,,,,,, it gives you wings.

    if the commercial says so, then it must be true.
     
  4. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    And we all know that commercials never lie.
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    no, it doesn't. taurine is an amino acid. its also found in plenty of other foods, in which we eat normally

    edit...its not strictly an amino acid...but it is refered to as such in scientific journals and literature
     
  6. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Look, if a bull was charging at me
    and I cut off its head with a sword
    and I was starving
    I would eat his balls
    to get that natural amino acid.

    But nowadays
    it's made in a lab.

    I find it sickening.
     
  7. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    You're right, it isn't semen, it's just a part of semen.

    woohoo
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    we already have it in our body - naturally

    holy shit people
     
  9. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Really?

    Got a link?
     
  10. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    god I feel sorry for being so stupid please eat my balls

    I offer them atop the pyramind
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    google...type in taurine.
     
  12. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    why was I under the impression energy drinks were laced with bull semen?

    there's so much bullshit flying around these days sorry for relaying it

    please, sever them
     
  13. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    i think they said something like that about mountain dew, and whale semen? right? lol
    or was it that.. it reduces testosterone levels..

    lol can't remember
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    becasue it was discovered first in ox bile
    in latin, Taurus means bull or ox...

    gotta be a smart consumer...research on your own - if something smells like BS, its most likely BS
     
  15. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    whatever

    fuck all this shit

    seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GO TO SLEEP STALK GET SOME SLEEP

    Ambergis is pretty weird.

    Perfumes?

    Maybe I want bull semen in your redbull.

    THATS IT
     
  16. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    I don't consume it

    I only consume death.

    I'm only smart when it comes to entheogenic substances.

    everything else, blah.
     
  17. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    sounds like you need to nap
     
  18. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    I'm on hydrocodone for my tonsillectomy and this shit is supposed to knock you out, right?

    It keeps me up all night. All day. I don't sleep much at all. I'm kind of on the verge of insanity.

    Sorry. Kill me. Eat the balls.
     
  19. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    :huh:

    Go to sleep.
     
  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    my mom on hydrocodone is pretty freaking funny. it keeps her and me up, too. we both turn into happy homemakers, cleaning the house, rearranging the furniture, baking cookies. it just makes dave unbearably cranky.
     
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