Red eyes

I hate them.

I can act COMPLETELY ABSOLUTELY normal when Im stoned and around people who I dont want to know it. Ill act maybe even more normal than when Im sober.

But.

The
fucking
red
eyes
give
it
all
away!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya know?

Lately, I feel like theyve gotten EXTREMELY red, like a cherry.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
And Im in Germany and have no idea what the equivalent of Visine or some other eyedrops is here in Germany. And I dont want to fuck up and wind up buying nail polish and putting drops in my eye. Okay, Im not THAT stupid,but ya know?

 

According to a (probably unreliable) translator I found online: "gouttes d'oeil" is German for "eye drops". Just look around on the internet, I guess, and find the right kind.
EDIT: Haha, no, actually that's French. I'm such a stoner. "Auge Tropfen" came up for German.

Personally my eyes don't get that red and I've never had to use eye drops. I should probably buy some for emergencies, though.

 

i don't mind having red eyes, no one, including police can tell me that I'm high unless I say so. I go to McDonalds, or 7-11 with my friends blazed out of my mind all the time, and have never had a problem, I wouldn't worry about it dude.

German Pride!
420fuchs

 

Trust me, if your eyes are blood shot, the police will notice, people at McDonalds and 7-11 just don't care cause stoned teenagers means more business for them.

 

My eyes get so fucking red, I hate that shit so much. (Sorry for the rude language, but that truly shows my hatred for the devil-eyes).

 

I like it when my eyes are red as fuck. I enjoy getting the stares from random people who can tell I'm stoned.

 

I remember that it was always a bitch-kitty putting drops in my eyes. Now, I put em in like a fucking pro.

If you have your own bottle of eye-drops that only you use, which is usually the case, then just place the tip on the outer part of the eye, against the lids, but making sure liquid can enter the eye, tilt the bottle, and squeeze a drop or two.

Although it was always funny trying to land drops in my eyes from above when shit-blazed.

 

police cant pull you over for just having swam 100 laps in the pool
red eys

 

there are a million and one excuses for having red eyes. "oh, these are old contacts. I´m too poor to buy new ones, so i´m stuck with these for a while. they always irritate my eyes..." or "oh, these are new contacts i´m trying out. i got them from the doctor. he said they´d take a little bit of getting used to. they suck - they make my eyes all red." (i´ve recently been dealing with eye issues, so this is fresh in my mind).

"fuckin´ allergies. my eyes always get irritated from the *insert allergen here* in the air. plus i´m stuffed up, too..."

"this dry winter air sucks. it drys out my skin, even my eyes..."


use any seasonal excuse you can. i think complaining about something else works, too. shifts to focus of the conversation from your eyes to how much the dry winter air sucks, or whatever.

the best and worst eye drops i´ve ever tried was called "Naphcon A." made your eyes white as a sheet, but made your pupils HUGE. so you´ve got innocently-white eyes with bowling ball pupils. so now everyone thinks you´re tripping. i went to class one time after using this stuff and tried to be all confident talking to my professor, looked him straight in the eye, etc. funny thing is i KNOW he´s tripped before (at least with peyote) so he knows what´s up. never said anything though...

so now, i never use eye drops except to relieve the dryness from contacts. as long as my eyes feel good, that´s all that matters. dont care if they´re red.

(a friend of mine always calls red eyes "bitched." like, "Man, your eyes are BITCHED!" hahaha!!!! funny shit...)

 

my two friends eyes always get fuckin SO red. we go and smoke, then come back to the dorms and we say hi to people we know and the first thing they always say "you guys are so stoned" because how red my friends eyes are lol... my eyes never get red though.. they just get real glassy and shit

 

I used to get the worst red eyes, and puffiness on top of it. I still get it sometimes, but I don't really care, I like the feeling. I'm horrible at putting in eye drops anyway...they end up making my eyes even redder and look like I've been sobbing for hours.

 

i don't have a big problem with red eyes.. when im around something else that triggers my allergies and i smoke, then my eyes get really red.. but other than that, you just shouldn't worry about it. i get blazed out and go to school or drive or go shopping or out to eat.. no one knows unless you tell them
GermanPrideFuckYeah!

 

I never have to worry about those, I have visine

 

I got home blazed as balls the other night and I used that one on my Dad, too bad he knows I don't use contacts, or glasses lol.

He knows I smoke and he's chill with it, so it was no big deal.

 

i don't really get red eyes. my pupils get realllly big though, and i have bright blue eyes so its very obvious and very unnatural looking

 

My pupils are always big, so that part doesn't matter much for me. I have light eyes too though, so it's pretty noticeable.

420fuchs- your posts always make me laugh, only true stoners do/say the those things

 

so.. red eyes.. yeah.. about that.. just buy some visine and its over with.. mueah

 

Mine have been known to get blood red but I usually have clear eyes.

 

Luckily my eyes never get too bad, I rarely use drops too. So I am happy with that.

 

if im smoking some really really good pot then my eyes tend to get red.. and if im smokin swag my eyes get really really dry.. so.. when i smoke midies, which i usually buy, my eyes are fine.. i think its weird that it depends on the pot.