Haha, me too. This is completely random, but there's this one Thai food store not too far from where I live and they have this weird Thai version of Red Bull.. it has acid in it. Can't say I've ever tried that though... I don't do energy drinks.
When it first came out, I read that they use actual bull jizz as an ingredient, hence the name 'Red Bull'. Mmmm...bull jizz.....
I don't need energy drinks that are extremely bad for your stomach... I'm already naturally so fucking nervous, with a Red Bull I get scary (or a few coffees). Speed would give me a heart attack.