Really Nice Scale...and How I Got It For Free

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  1. tothedome1

    tothedome1 Member

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    So today i walk into my anatomy classroom and see several scales sitting out. They are digital, measure up to 200 grams at .00 accuracy. I had seen them before in my chemistry class last year but never got to snag one. this time i came in during "6th period" which is an extra period to go to a classroom and get extra help if needed. I decided i needed to go to this classroom to make up my test anyways.

    There were like 700 people in there so she coudlnt have known who took it...i just unplugged it, it can be run on batteries or a plug in, and stuffed that shit into my backpack. the bell rang and i cut out. no one saw me....which is obviously good because getting caught stealing school shit is not good at all.

    so now i have a really good scale and i can make sure i dont get ripped off ever again...
     
  2. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    or you can buy a scale and not be a dishonest prick
     
  3. tothedome1

    tothedome1 Member

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    yeah i know, i was debating whether or not i should have taken it or not all day.....but i couldnt pass that shit up
     
  4. What??

    What?? Member

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    Somebody stole a scale from my science teacher my freshman year. She was pissed and told everybody if they ever see it at anyone's house to steal it back.
     
  5. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    UN-500 Scale
    Features & Specifications
    - Capacity: 500 grams (1.1 lbs)
    - Accuracy: 0.1 gram (1/10th gram)
    - Platform: 4" x 3" high-impact plastic
    - Power: battery, 2 "button cells"
    - Battery: 2 CR2032 cells (included)
    - Display: 4-1/2 digit LCD
    - Removable platform cover
    - Simulated leather carrying pouch
    - True division load cell
    - Full 2 year warranty
    UN-500 Scale: $49.00


    you could BOUGHT this one probably 60 bucks including shipping....bujt it comes with a 2 year warranty
     
  6. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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  7. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    leave a 20 on her desk or something. =/
     
  8. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    a 20? are you serious??? knowing how dumb public school teachers are she probably got ripped off and bought it for 125
     
  9. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    YEA! stick it to the man! steal from your enemies..
     
  10. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    You can get a 50g scale that measures to .01 and comes with a free calibration weight from GG for 13 bucks. If anything I would want to steal one of the thousand dollar analytical balances from my AP Chem class that measures to 10 x -4 :D, though that would NEVER be possible haha.
     
  11. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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    i bought a really nice scale on ebay for 12.50 with free shipping... stealing is scum.
     
  12. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    well technically if all you want is the scale for GG.. that scale is gonna run you $150.. cuz ya gotta buy all the other shit to equal out to $150
     
  13. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    But you won't only get that scale, you will get 137$ worth of other awesome shit.
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    :rolleyes:

    A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
    all the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me
    which is my favorite, where is my chance
    to remove the product and stick it in my pants

    cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
    (every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
    who steal from me, and from you
    (if only you knew, then you would steal too)

    adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip
    I am only shopping, but now it's time to lift
    I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick
    the product I've selected is concealed against my dick

    cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
    (every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
    who steal from me, and from you
    (if only you knew, then you would steal too)

    paranoid as fuck security in tow
    is he really traling me and does he really know?
    of my little secret my pride and his shame
    this is so exciting , it's like a fucking game
    I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
    will I get away like a million times before?
    or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
    like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor

    Five finger discount!

    and I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
    (every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
    who steal from me, and from you
    (if only you knew, then you would steal too)

    paranoid as fuck security in tow
    is he really traling me and does he really know?
    of my little secret my pride and his shame
    this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
    I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
    will I get away like a million times before?
    or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
    like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor

    I get to the door and out the door I slide
    I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
    I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
    as I have a little feast of what's on sale.
     
  15. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i wouldnt necessarily call it "awesome" but shit works.. all that glass on there is reproduced crap
     
  16. newradicalface

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    I would call it awesome, and not everything on there is shitty. They have loads of stuff on there that I would purchase.
     
  17. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    I dont know i prolly would have snagged it but thats just my mindset.. its suefull and its just there its hard to resist... too bad im not taking science with scales and such otherwise i prolly would too
     
  18. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    I actually have a key that gives me access to 12 .01 500g balances, but why would I take one and make my teacher lose trust in us especially when I could easily buy my own scale.
     
  19. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    cool, i was thinkin bout doin that but it extremely hard at my school to steal shit with the zero tolerance policy for stealing plus the 70+ cameras on campus that are well hidden and pretty much randomly placed (i find a new one like every day)
     
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