Really kinky way to have some self anal play for cum lovers..

Discussion in 'Real Kinky' started by deathpunch, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. deathpunch

    deathpunch Guest

    So, I'm new to the forums but have been reading the real kinky topics for quite a while, and yesterday I was up to do some new really kinky stuff. I am bi curious male who likes a thought of cock but haven't never gotten a chance for it. I try not to be too graphical about my text but I think it's inevitable so that's why I posted it here instead of under the masturbation/anal&oral topics. But back to the thread:

    So I have done some enemas, and I think they turn me on for some reason, but I really found a really cool way to please myself yesterday. When I do selfplay I usually try to be as creative as I can, and not just sticking to whacking off to some porn or putting a finger up to my arse. So I thought of making a homemade enema out of a plastic bag and a vinyl tube, but then I had the idea of my life.

    I went to the kitchen and took 2-3 desiliters (I think it's 6 liquid ounces in US?) of milk in a cup, and stirred a teaspoon and a half of Maizena starch flours, what makes the milk a bit sticky and makes it feel like cum. I microwaved the stuff so to make it warm and even more stickier, and left it to cool on the table. Now at this point I have to mention that when I get excited from thinking of anal stuff, I get really in a slutty mood and start to fantasize of being called a "cum dumpster" or a whore or any dirty names and being totally taken advantage of, even that I don't think any of those things when having sex with a partner (well, at this point that means only girls, but it could be totally different thing with a male!). But back to the original:

    Next I mounted a dildo to a wall, and got lube and stuff ready and went back to my secret "fake cum". I put the fake cum inside a small mini-grip bag, and made a small hole into the bag and sticked a small and stiff drinking straw to it, and sealed it with some duckt tape. The bag had amount of fake cum like three or four times my normal "real" load and I was very horny by that moment.

    I went to the dildo and started fucking it slowly, and continued for a good five minutes, after I started to breath heavily and gasp for some air. I started whispering kinky stuff like "please don't cum yet" and "don't you fucking cum inside me" and I was like shaking. Then I took the bag and slid the small straw inside (still the tip of the dildo inside me) and started fucking harder and harder, gasping for air and whispering shit like "don't do that don't you fucking cum yet" and when I was near the climax I did a few slow and deep pumps and squeezed the warm fake cum inside, did a few very slow pumps, and when I took the dildo off it looked like real cum was all over it and it was dripping to the floor.

    Seriously, that was one hell of a time anal play, can't wait to do that soon again.

    Edit: PS. after the act I decided to humiliate myself a bit and sucked the dildo dry and the mixture actually tasted pretty neutral, I might consider adding some mild natural salt (nothing that would actually sore my ass.. or maybe I deserve some pain jkjk...) to make it taste more like cum, but it was pretty nice feeling sucking a dildo covered in cum, because it tasted bit like my butt.... I think I even went on saying that I don't deserve letting the hot cum come out of my little dirty violated hole... I'm so friggin' horny right now that I need to stop typing lol..
     
  2. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    I have a disused medium sized tomato sauce bottle ( the type with a small nozzle) & fill the bottle with warm water & then squirt it all up my anus. Then lay down & wait for it to either run back out or make it squirt out at force into the toilet bowl or onto a very thick absorbent towel. It feels so kinky having water coming out the anus than the other stuff that it usually disposes of. I usually squirt 1-2 bottles of water inside my anus. Depends how much time I want to spend doing it in intervals. Sometimes more than just water is released, so be prepared for a clean up afterwards of more than just water sometimes.
    The bottle I use, holds just under 500mls of liquid.
     
  3. deathpunch

    deathpunch Guest

    Yeah I know, I have done it with a douche.. It's really kinky and it makes me feel like an embarrassed peeing girl lol.... :2thumbsup: If you like to take a load inside, you should really try the recipe lol! It's easy to do and really hot to let the cum just drip down to floor :)
     
  4. deathpunch

    deathpunch Guest

    just wondering, has anyone tried this or any fake cum stuff before?
     
  5. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    I have used a mixture of milk & warm water.
     
  6. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    Yeah, I know what you mean regarding it like a girl peeing.
     
  7. LustQueen

    LustQueen Member

    Besides I don't like cum at all, I think I would never be able to do anything related to enema stuff, 'cause I can hold anything up my ass no more... It's too loose to hold back even poo actually... :)

    Maybe I should try to fill my unsatiable back door laying upside down and then let it flow from anus down my throath as a "rectum-glass"... Wouldn't it be great?
     
  8. Found this recipe:
    2 coffe cups of water
    4 table spoons of flour
    1 teaspoon of salt
    1 egg white
    (corn starch)
    Put the water in a pan, add flower + salt + egg, mix till liquid heats up a bit,
    maybe add corn starch to thicken it, then you have fake cum.

    Tried it and LOVED it! Also tasted pretty realistic, I squirted a bunch in my ass after fucking myself with a big black dildo, after that I used my even bigger black dildo and fucked my dirty cream pie and the sucked it clean... Mmm
     
  9. MochaMood

    MochaMood Member

    Bad Dragon makes really cool, weirdly shaped fantasy dildos, and they make cum-like lube. Some of their dildos can squirt the stuff into you. Google them. Expensive, but custom, and made fom safe materials. I'm not affiliated with them, but I am a fan.
     

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