I was reading this experience on erowid for weed and it's under Train Wrecks and its called "First encounter with cops" well these kids get smell like pot and have blood shott eyes and a person called 911 because they saw them smoking. well the cops find nothing on them but call thier parents and tell them what happened and thier parents pick them up except one kid cant get ahold of his family because some one is on the internet. So the cop drives him home and the cop ask's to come in the kid says fine and when they go inside the dad is jaking off to internet porn and the son and cop see's him. THat threw me for a twist.
LMAO thats funny, its kind of good though, he could tell his dad if he didnt tell his mom that he wouldnt tell he was jackin it to porn.. haha