really dumb pot users.

you know the type.
they come to a party with maybe two grams of shitty weed, say that it's really really dank.
and this kid keeps smelling in the bag, saying it smells really good.
you smell in there, it doesn't really smell dank at all, you get confused.
their stuff even looks shitty.
now you pull out your sac, showing them what it should look like.
they get offended and protest that their's is still better.
then when you smoke with them, they take the smallest hits, and don't even hold it in or even inhale sometimes.
now they act like they are stoned off their ass for about four hours, for the rest of the party.
now this happened to me, except me and my friend's girlfriend drank a lot, and no one else did, except like a few people had maybe a shot or two.
now i was acting more cool and collected than the really dumb pot user was, and i couldnt see straight!
now
anyone else had an encounter with one of these types of people?

 

All the time, I call them noobs.

 

yea... back when i was in like highschool... lol... around a lot of my old friends though.. i usually always had the dankest weed though.. cuz everyone else would be smokin schwiggity

 

well i've met noobs, but it's never really been that horrible, this kid was retarded.

 

one of my friends is like this. he also fakes it with other stuff, getting "high" of drinking a little catnip extract or getting drunk from drinking a little kombucha.

 

i work with people like that. i've smoked with them before work and they had the shittiest weed and claimed it was dank. They always act ripped and dont do shit but eat all of out pasta. its annoying.

 

Im with you dude. Its not just dumb pot users its all dumb drugs users. I had to listen to my friend fucking babble on about tripping for 20 minutes. She has done acid once and acts like shes knows fucking everything its so god damn annoying.

 

So true.....I smoked with a co-worker before work once and didnt even get high and he acted fucked up for the next 2 hrs.....and 2 days ago i saw a bag some bought for 20 and it was just a bunch of leaves off the plant not one bud

 

I used to have a friend who would pretend to be really toned and purposely do stupid things (like fall when going up the stairs to look stoned). Our way to solve the problem, and get back at him was just go "Man [insert name], you don't need any more of this shit since you're already stoned as hell, just let someone else take it". Works like a charm.

 

my roommate is like this.
she acts like she's real high/drunk when she barely smoked/drank anything
and walks around saying omg i'm sooo high to everyone she sees
and acts like she knows EVERYTHING there is to know abotu weed, but really she doesn't know anything about it.

 

Lmao! That, my dear Astrofabrical, is genius.

 

hahaa theres plenty of people like that at my school. this kid once smoked with us and he was acting incredibly fucked up. he even managed to fall out of the car door.

 

some of these made me laugh...

 

What's wrong with taking small hits? A lot of times I take hits just like I'm smoking a cigarette. I do breath it in a little deeper and hold it in a bit longer that a cigarette, but why inhale the whole joint in one hit? I like to sit and enjoy the ganja.

 

we were hitting a bowl.
everyone knows you hit bowls hard.

 

why pretend ur higher than you are? Doesnt everyone know if u say ur not that stoned u get more lol Then u get blitzed

 

I think a great deal of it is psychosomatic. Like, sometimes, they don't even mean to do it, their mind is just like "Yeah, this is how it is to be stoned" and then they end up stumbling around and falling down after a few hits.

 

Nahhh they just wanna look cool.

 

I see where you're all comin from.

But i dont think its right to call them dumb. They're just new to something, and they want to seem more expierienced.

I got one of my friends high for the first time, and he started blabin about how there were monsters coming out of the T.V.
I knew he was full of shit, but i wasnt about to correct him. Why step in the spot light. If thinking that he tricked me makes him happy, then i have no problem letting him do it.

If you're a true stoner, then what people say/do related to marijuana shouldnt really bug you. As long as they aren't hurting you, who cares if they think they know it all.

I'm willing to bet that everyone in this forum was a newb at one point.
You gotta start somewhere right?

I know i probably said alot of dumb shit when i started smoking.

 

I don't say anything to people like that, I just laugh at them later