Read this aloud with your hand down your pants, fucker.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.








I MASTURBATE TO THE U.S. CONSTITUTION.

 

I feel the same way about the Magna Carta.

 

*high five*

 

i only had to read the title to know who posted this

 

...ooooh!! now my secret is out.

 

ÂÞÞårëñ†£ÿ örå£ Šë× îŠ î££ëgå£ îñ KåñŠåŠ.

 

really?

 

That is quite sad. ...I mean, .



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