Rawwwwk!!!

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Orsino2, Sep 18, 2005.

  1. Orsino2

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    Is that a pogo stick that the sad guy on the left is standing on? [​IMG]

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    Anyone who listens to and enjoys this crap is a fucking idiot. [​IMG]

    I think it's funny that people actually pose with that shit, cuz Bob knows they haven't got a clue what to do with it, and it's just a prop. People call out Zakk Wylde because he wears chains and drinks heavily. These guys are the true poseurs, morons wearing makeup and carrying around battleaxes like they're actually gonna commit some kind of heinous random act of violence. What the hell do they have to be mad about to start looking like that anyway? If only Michael Kang and Billy Nershi dressed like this onstage. Maybe if we paid Dave Matthews Band enough we may be able to pull something like that off.
     
  2. Jelena :-)

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    They are ugly and insane.
     
  3. Orsino2

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    This is actually a Norwegian band called Immortal. [​IMG]
     
  4. Jelena :-)

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    My boyfriend's friend loves them... I've never heard their music... and I don't want to.
    The worst thing I've heard in my life was Cradle Of Filth. I think they're something similar
     
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    Ahahah... I can't believe people actually know about them and people actually listen to them. That's rather terrifying. [​IMG]
     
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    Werd to ya mom, I came to drop bombs, I got my rhymes than the bibles got psalms... shooby doo wah [​IMG]

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    Ahaha... Dave Matthews is like a frickin dork and a half. :D
     
  7. Jelena :-)

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    I know... :(
    That guy's always in death/blood/murder/vampire/graveyard kind of state... I don't know what he wants to achieve with 'I wanna suck your blood and eat your eyes' t-shirts.
     
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    Ahah... It's them frickin lilywhite sessions going to his head.
     
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    Haha... I was talking about the guy I know. I didn't mean that Dave Matthews is wearing that kind of t-shirts. :D
     
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    Well, I do think that Dave matthews is just lovely, indeed. I've always had a bit of the hots for the young man.
     
  11. all_rhodesian_reject

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    Some black metal dude killed another dude with one of those whatsits....count something or other.


    Oh and George those guys genuinely are into some weird ass shit....

    Like i was reading an article on one of them who broke into a mourge, cut the head off the corpse and took it to a party as a toy...


    Biazzre
     
  12. Orsino2

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    In college at University of Vermont, Trey Anastasio was suspended for an entire semester because he broke into the science building, managed to steal a human hand and a goat's heart, and then sent the hand and heart in a package to the science program, with a note saying, "I've got to hand it to you, you've got heart." :rolleyes: Fuckin hardcore, man.

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  13. that is the shittiest pun ever......
     
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  15. goth related foods....


    lol.....
     
  16. Orsino2

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    [size=+2]Parents are justly concerned that their children are being led into danger by the GOTH subculture. How can you tell if your child is a GOTH? Look for these warning signs.

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    • Wears black clothing.
    • Has piercings or tattoos.
    • Wears a pentagram or an ankh (an ancient Egyptian symbol used in Satanic Ba’al-worshipping rituals).
    • Wears rock T-shirts.
    • Listens to GOTH bands such as Marilyn Manson, or to other antisocial music.
    • "Hangs out" with new friends.
    • Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
    • Shows diminished interest in wholesome activities such as church, prayer, and sports.
    • Takes drugs.
    • Kills people for fun.
    • Stays up late at night and/or drinks blood.
    • Watches cable.
    • Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.
    • Is secretive.
    • Spends large amounts of time alone.
    • Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know.
    • Misbehaves in school.
    • "Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.
    • Hears music when the only sound is noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.
    • Uses a computer or the Internet.
    • Plays video games or role-playing games.
    • Reads science fiction or fantasy books.
    • [​IMG] Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).
    • Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them).
    • Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM.
    • Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
    • Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools.
    • Sleeps too much or too little.
    • Eats too much or too little.
    • Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex.
    • Is a homosexual, bisexual, or "pansexual."
    • Smokes clove cigarettes.
    • Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house.
    • Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.
    • Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus.
    • Says, "I am a GOTH."
    • Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH."
    • Talks about going to GOTH clubs or parties.
    • Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances.
    • Owns more than one cast-iron cauldron.
    • Dances to music.
    • Behaves in any unusual or alarming way.
     
  17. says "I am a goth"

    ROFLCOPTER!!!!
     
  18. Orsino2

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    Ahahah...

    SATANISM and WITCHCRAFT: GOTH culture is anti-Christian. Many of its songs and motifs are distinctly SATANIC. Many GOTHS identify themselves as VAMPIRES and wear fangs or colored contact lenses. Many GOTHS also practice WITCHCRAFT ("WICCA"), a pseudo-religion that involves pentagrams, violent and often homosexual or sadomasochistic initiation rituals, animal sacrifice, and hugging.
    DRUGS: GOTHS use drugs, and don’t let anyone tell you differently. Well-known deadly drugs such as heroin and marijuana, as well as exotic "designer" drugs such as mead and patchouli, are often used as part of the SATANIC rituals practiced by GOTHS. Likewise, the pale skin associated with GOTHS is a product of drug use – and also of homosexual makeup-wearing, which brings us to …
    HOMOSEXUALITY: GOTHS are often homosexual, bixexual, or "pansexual," a term used to identify someone who is especially promiscuous or unselective in choosing partners, and which is derived from the pagan Greek god Pan, who is worshipped by many GOTHS and WITCHES. Along with heroin use, bisexuality is one of the leading causes of AIDS among straight people. Thus the GOTH perversions are not only dangerous to the minds, bodies and souls of the GOTHS themselves, but to healthy, normal people as well.
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    A CULTURE OF VIOLENCE: GOTHS are especially dangerous because they are violent. At GOTH concerts, children engage in slam-dancing (or "moshing"), a practice in which they literally slam into each other, so insensate are they rendered by drugs and loud music. Likewise, many GOTHS are VAMPIRES, people who bite each other and cut each other with knives in order to drink each other’s blood (and whatever diseases might be in it). A brief listen to any Marilyn Manson album will prove that it’s not guns that turned those Columbine boys into killers. The Culture of Violence, reinforced every day by the liberal media and video games, is what makes GOTHS so deadly and murderous. That is why we need more and better armed police, soldiers and citizens if we are ever to be safe from violence in our own homes and schools.
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    HEAT EXHAUSTION: GOTHS are most easily recognized by style of dress. Just about anyone in a black trench coat is likely to be a GOTH, but other good signs include piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, rock T-shirts, boots, bracelets, leather clothes, and jewelry of any kind. GOTHS wear their identifying clothes in all weather – even in summer, despite the obvious dangers posed by wearing heavy coats and black clothing
     
  19. all_rhodesian_reject

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    wtf?!
     
  20. all_rhodesian_reject

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    oh its satire, hahaha :D











    it is satire right? :eek:
     
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