Random Thoughts proudly presents: Mr. RT 2007

fuck that shit!
i ain't your wife yet!
my services, all of them plentiful, only go to my future husband
although jess lets have a sleep over, we can bake cakes, and have girl talks, and pillow fights and practice kissing!
don't forget to bring your slutty nighties!

 

who says you have to be my wife to iron and shine my shoes...its the womans duty, and your the one currently in the kitchen.

if someone else was in the kitchen, it'd be that woman doing the ironing and shining

 

GIRLS in the bathroom GIRLS and in the kitchen GIRLS...

 

Count me in!! Yay! But who really needs clothes?? Haha

 

I'll stand by if you need me to lick the pan or anything else.

 

dave does most of our cooking anymore. he's really into it. all i know how to make is southern food and meatless dishes.

 

i haven't eaten anything all day...i should prolly get on that....
postnauseous you can lick the egg beaters, fitz your waffles'll be done in a minute..but i ain't shinning no shoes!
and jess you're so right, i prefer sleeping naked anyways

 

Okay, but will you promise not to turn it on again this time?

 

you better have some real maple syrup

i dont' want to open mine up yet

 

i promise nothing

 

have you been living under a rcok? who do you think i am?
are you so forgetful?
i am canadian ya know..gawd

 

Do they have rcoks in Canada?

 

lots of rocks
and trees too
and water

 

Do they have any transexual transvestites from Transylvania?

 

didn't know how often you get a supply of Vt maple syrup

 

i go out and tap my own trees dummy

 

You have sex with trees? That's perverse!

 

that's not what you said last night!

 

and you've been allowing me to buy my maple syrup

i'm dissapointed

 

And here I thought my Maple Tree costume was flawless.