Random Thoughts Comedy Award

Award for comic genius and a high volume of generally witty comments in this forum.

Not posted in Hip Awards as this contest is relevant only to Random Thoughts.

My Nominations (in alphabetical order):

bird_migration
-GOD-
Juggalo4ever
Lucifer Sam
Missfontella
TenCentArcade
Willy Wonka 27
LODUI

 

To increase my chances I will post a partial joke and if enough people vote for me I will finish the joke.

Here is the partial joke:

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.


Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.
"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.



Vote for me if you want to read the end of this hilarious joke.

Love, bird.

 

I know the end of that joke. It's not all that funny. Vote for me instead.

 

you've got my vote. can i chew on your lips now?

 

All right, Birdy. I'll vote for you so tell me the joke.

 

happyhippyflower
pressed_rat
tencentarcade
bird_migration
interval_illusion
juggalo4ever


(NOT in alphabetical order)

 

I refuse to say anything funny 'til someone votes for me.

The Capital Gains tax needs to be risen to allocate more money for social perogatives.

The national director of intellegence proposed by the Septermber 11th commision will have little effect on bringing together intelligence gathered by various communities.

I feel a well articulated research grants for stem cells will provide great leaps in medecine in the 21st century.

I can keep this up all day people...

 

I forgot lodui!! i forgot loudi!! i mean it. you're hilarious.

i also forgot mystical_shroom

(now vote for me)

 

i vote for lodui, i can't keep seeing all that stuff, my brain ain'ts working well, so he gets me vote.

 

yay!!!

i vote
Juggalo4ever
bird_migration
Lucifer Sam
Missfontella
-GOD-
TenCentArcade

 

Am i the only one who finds -God- idiotic and not funny??????

 

i also dont like him
i just copy and pasted bjorky's list

 

I dunno, I can't tell the difference between god and -god-

Tencentarcade
Interval Illlusion
Juggalo4eva'
Bird Migration
Pressed rat
Lucifer Sam
Miss Fontella

 

lodui
bird
juggalo
-GOD-
me

i don't care what you people think, i'm fucking hysterical.

 

KC, you is hella funny.

 

damn straight.

 

you cheeky monkey


just a tiny bump

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! i finally got the pig joke. *sigh* it's only been ... what... 3 days?

 

i hope you appreciate the fact that i put it in my sig just for you

now i can remove it...joy

 

bird

juggalo
tencentarcade

and kc
interval illusion
animal liberation-even if some are ignorant


and well, i like some of my own posts

oh, bug man too