Random thoug - err - random questions...

1-Why is the Earth called Earth when it's mostly water?

2-Did Jesus have one big gift or two regular ones since his birthday was the same date as Xmas?

3-Things are shipped in styrofoam. When manufacturers buy styrofoam, is it shipped in styrofoam?

4-Why are most cups and drinking glasses made round instead of square, triangle, octagon or any other shape?

5-Why does a fork have four teeth and, not three or five or six or eleven?

6-If you work at a 911 center and there's a fire, what do you dial?

7-How come hasn't James Bond died of aids yet?

8-Why did Bird_Migration decide to call himeself James the Duck?

9-When a letter doesn't have enough postage, it's returned to the sender - why don't people simply reverse the sender and receiver addresses on the envellope?

10-Does Superman wear another set of underwear beneath his red underwear and blue ballet dancer pants?

 

1- In the Olden Times...I Don't Believe that People were Aware of the Planet as a Whole...Alot of People Believed the World to be Flat...So Looking Out Across the Ocean...To the Horizon is All they COuld see to...And that's Only the People on the Coast...Back Then...Land as the Thing...Earth...


2- The Only Reason We Have Christmas is to Celebrate His Birthday...Jesus Only Has One...And I Don't Think There was a Christmas Back in His Day...Not to the Extent it is in the Modern Age...

3- I Do Not Believe so...Most Probably Wrapped in Plastic...

4- The Roundness of a Cup Allows for Maximum Volume...And Easy Pour...

5- The Design of the Fork Does Not Seem to Have Changed much Over the Centuries...And the Three Teeth Fork Doesn't Seem to Need an Improvement...More Teeth Would Mean Either a Larger Fork...Or Smaller Spaces Between Each Teeth...

6- They Would Simply Contact Their Local Fire Department...They Have the Numbers...

7- He Tends to Sleep with a Certain Class of Women...Who Have Not Been Exposed to Aids...

8- I Had No Idea He Did...His Name isn't James...And Duck isn't His Favourite Bird...Perhaps he was Trying to be Humorus...but Failed...

9- Perhaps People Do Not Know it Does Not Have Enough Postage...

10- Yes...I Believe so...

 

Wwhhoooooooooooooooaaa.

I dunno.

 

Why should you care?

 

That's important stuff to know!

 

thanks for reminding me why id stopped coming here....

those questions, ah fuck it im not even going to finish this post im so out of here!!

 

if you'd notice they are not using the original guy in the movies.. trying to pass off a new guy like some kids dead goldfish

 

1-Why is the Earth called Earth when it's mostly water?
It isn't. The dirt under your feet is named after our planet.

2-Did Jesus have one big gift or two regular ones since his birthday was the same date as Xmas?
The cheap relatives *cough*dad*cough* only got him one.

3-Things are shipped in styrofoam. When manufacturers buy styrofoam, is it shipped in styrofoam?
No, it is shipped in cubes, later put through a meat-grinder.

4-Why are most cups and drinking glasses made round instead of square, triangle, octagon or any other shape?
Because after all that jerking off, your hand likes that shape best. (they were invented by men)

5-Why does a fork have four teeth and, not three or five or six or eleven?
Because it would look silly with a thumb.

6-If you work at a 911 center and there's a fire, what do you dial?
You call ramdom civilians and ask them to dial 911.

7-How come hasn't James Bond died of aids yet?
He is too smooth for aids to stick.

8-Why did Bird_Migration decide to call himeself James the Duck?
He needs a change and can't afford the operation.

9-When a letter doesn't have enough postage, it's returned to the sender - why don't people simply reverse the sender and receiver addresses on the envellope?
I don't know.

10-Does Superman wear another set of underwear beneath his red underwear and blue ballet dancer pants?
No, he goes commando...

 

Yeah! We're finally getting rid of Huskie!

 

Everyone can think of questions and answers, but the problem is to find the correct ones.

 

What?

 

mudpuddle completely ruined this thread.