Why do they call it a "roach clip"? Because "pot holder" was already taken. Why do the Deadheads twirl their hands in front of their face when they dance? To keep the music out of their eyes. Two heads were discussing a recent show. "It was terrible, the mix was bad, Jerry forgot lines, the playing was uninspired, it was torture to listen to," said the first. The second added, "I agree, and it was too short, too!". What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs ? Double jointed. What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ? A Liar.