random hippie jokes

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by FunkyPhreshMama, May 13, 2004.

  1. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    Why do they call it a "roach clip"?
    Because "pot holder" was already taken.



    Why do the Deadheads twirl their hands in front of their face when they dance? To keep the music out of their eyes.


    Two heads were discussing a recent show. "It was terrible, the mix was bad, Jerry forgot lines, the playing was uninspired, it was torture to listen to," said the first. The second added, "I agree, and it was too short, too!".


    What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs ? Double jointed.


    What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ? A Liar.




     
  2. Please do not post any jokes about hippies here since it might hurt some of us.
    Please respect our feelings.

    Love, bird.
     
  3. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    aww i'm sorry bird did i hurt your feelings?? LOL
    I have a lot more but I figured I wold start out with those few HAHA

    anyone else got any hippie jokes, i promise you wont offend me by telling em...
     
  4. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    bird you are a loon. does that offend you, i meant it with lots of love?


    bring it on
     
  5. veinglory

    veinglory Member

    I liked the first one best, more?
     
  6. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    hows about a little Limerick:

    There once was a bud named B.C. He grew on a 7 foot tree Till one day I plucked him Rolled him & smoked him And now I can barely see! HAHA
     
  7. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    Why do the Deadheads twirl their hands in front of their face when they dance? To keep the music out of their eyes.


    that's my favourite joke
     

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