Random Facts XXXIV

weird is bad?????? :love:
my dogs bottom exploded in the kitchen this morning and it took some cleaning up i can tell you... uke:

 

Weird is good, I think.....;-) Dog bottoms exploding: Not Good..:-D

Its tea time and Glenglen forgot to set the pot on to boil again......:-/

 

I'm a very shy person, and I hate that about myself...

Another hot and humid day, so I'm going to try to get my bicycle ride in early again today...

 

I'm cold-calling all day. Ugh I hate cold calling

 

Weird is very good

 

i am not weird. weird i am weird not.

 

Do you like green eggs and ham?

 

i have actually never read it... i've never read any seuss

assuming you mean the book. otherwise, i've not eaten a green egg either

 

You are most likely the weirdest weirdo ever to weird me out!....

I am developing an extreme case of weirdaphobia....
Thanks Moe.....

 

RF...Hot neighbor wants to practice on me..... hot stone therapy and a mask

...i cant wait...gonna smoke a fattie and pass out on the table

she said she could zap some ear hair too

ear hair is a plague to us old fuckers:mickey:

 

my ears are relatively hair free..I found a solitary one there once but yanked it out

one time when I was welding a hot chunk of steel slag fell right inside my ear..it felt like it went in about halfway man that hurt like hell but it could have way worse if it went deeper

 

ouch...hot slag in the ear canal...painful....

one time a lamp without a shade fell over as i was getting out of bed

it was on and vey hot....singed the tip of my pecker

about a dime sized 3rd degree burn


top that?

 

about the closest i could come up with would be a zipper accident when i was about 5

 

I would like to be able to confirm your weirdness, however I haven't seen a lot from you...maybe I just don't know you well enough...

Nice. That happened to me one time, years ago...the Linguistics faculty asked to hold onto my grammatical analysis of Egyptian Arabic for future reference. Mah selemeh.

There's still time.

That's the spirit!

I used to be too, and some years ago I resolved to do something about it. That's when all hell started breaking loose...but it's working - I'm MUCH less shy than I used to be.

"I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam I Am."

My younger sister's boyfriend has a leather jacket with a picture of the frowning character from the Dr Seuss book on the back and the words, "I do not like them, Sam I Am."

"Hot slag" sounds like the kind of woman I would want in my bed...

 

Nobody wants to employ me.

 

You want to be used?

 

I want a job. I really desperately want a job. "2006-2010- Agoraphobic depressive" doesn't look great though.
What did you change your mind about?

 

put self employed instead..it sounds better

 

Self employed as what? A depressive?

 

just make something up like online sales or something ...they wont check it