Random Facts XL - Scary Monsters Edition

Is the Loch Ness family any relation to Eliot Ness?

 

I'm really tired of holding out my hand to her and she doesn't take it

 

Maybe time to drop it. :grouphug:

 

hold out something else.

 

but seriously... feel better bbad.

 

She's missin' out.

 

i think i have the flu, im always sick, a friend told me i dont eat enough garlic.

 

uh.....then you'd better take their advice, hadn't you? I want to see you munching on whole cloves of the stuff

 

Things could get smelly.

 

I've tried munching on cloves of garlic. What a fool I was...

Anyway I know garlic has antibacterial qualities, but I don't know about antivirus...

 

Okay here we go:

MayoClinic.com states that the benefits of taking garlic when you have the flu have not been well researched.

Read more: http://www.livestrong.com/article/155716-raw-garlic-for-the-flu/#ixzz1amIy2zlI

But if you just like to chew raw garlic, then go for it.

 

if you're a vampire with a cold

you're pretty fucked.

 

At work for the accountant today...I'm ready to shred him into little pieces and send the body down the river

:banghead:

 

this year was a bumper crop more maple leaves..i just raked 200 pounds worth off my new neighbors driveway...they fell from my tree..rule is if its on yer property its yours..but i am cutting her slack till i find out if she is nice or not..you could not see her driveway entrance from all the leaves

 

You could fight colds and vampires at the same time.

 

i have an oak too...my neighbor that moved away used to rake up the leaves and toss them over the fence back into my yard...

I guess he never noticed the leaves i get from from his 4 poplar trees in the back yard

 

they are also vagina repelling mints

 

Just woke up what a shitty rainy friday

 

Watched my 2 youngest grandkids, the little monster was sick...He laid on the couch watching cartoons all afternoon, until his daddy came and got them...

 

Don't let it phase you man, the world is yours!