random facts about you XLIII

i once faked my entire life only to find out it was real

 

^^stoned

 

if my family sends me those fucking happy xmas cards with the letter in them.. bless jesus.. shit. Ima gona flip!!

 

Pics or it didn't happen

 

:dizzy2: howd ya know? another random fact, i just earned my second green dot! check it out!
<<<<<<over there!

 

Ima sign up their emails addresses to spam.

 

ive never done that

especially not porn sites

 

I have decided never to try peyote, I want to, but I have had ulcers, and I fear that if I had one and was violently ill it might be very bad for me indeed.

C/O
"random facts are my specialty"

 

:juggle:

 

peyote may heal you..

 

sitting on the toilet and on hipforums

gotta love technology

the telephone i mean

i've not been using a litter box until now.

 

I have a splinter in my thumb...

I got it when I was putting wood in the woodstove...

 

More family drama. I'm getting sick of all the bullshit. enough already

 

Awesome news, Jenn! Congratulations!

[Raising hand] Okay, I'll do it. What's 15 more kids on top of what I already have? Drop in the bucket.

I have only full siblings, and we're all fucked up.

I leave it out of my pants at all times. Hey, you can't catch anything if you don't put out the bait!

You are what you pretend to be.

Three buttons and two very special friends revolutionized my awareness. Your results may vary.

I keep thinking what I really need is a catheter.

A word to the wise: Gloves. :2thumbsup:

That's what life is all about!


rf: Just for the record, I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground.

 

I wear glove when I'm outside messing with the firewood, but I don't wear glove when I just putting it in the stove...

My sister called wanting me to go shopping with her, I couldn't because I have to watch the little one this afternoon...

 

I've done what I could! I wash my hands of any splinters you get from now on! Your fate is in your own hands.

 

I was pretty excited

My dad makes up these stories about his dad, my grandpa. He said my grandpa showed his penis too my sisters when they were younger. That is not only sick but down right wrong, yes he would were shorts. I mean if they did saw something it was never on purpose. My mom was like what the f? She doesn’t remember that shit, because it never happened. The stories he says about my grandpa. If my grandpa knew half the shit he has said about him, he would be upset he told me he is going too piss on his father’s grave

 

someone in my real life is really getting on my nerves lately...so im going to try and ignore them for a while

 

My dad is out splitting firewood, he's 80 yrs old...

 

You mean I'm not in your real life...