random facts about you XLIII

I wish i knew how to stroke the systems dick and get checks for doing nothing..I cant take much more of this back pain to make a few dollars before i go berserk and start a murderous rampage

 

i hate texting.. but i try to text my almost 13 year old daily.

 

i get texts but never figured out how to reply to them so i usually just ignore them

 

I just wrote out a really long email message to a friend and then deleted it

sometimes silence speaks more

 

is his name damien?

does he have trouble looking in mirrors or playing in the sun?..when you record his voice does it switch to latin?have you ever noticed him flying about the house in an unexplained manner?..how'bout,has his head ever spun around on his body?....oh shit...i was about to ask if its always raining on monday morning...omg

 

^No his name is not Damien...^ This was the first time he has ever done it, when he has spent the night at my house...

 

redrum..redrum,,,redrum

 

RF I have been a sleep walker for as long as I have walked. I have baked, studied, cleaned the house, read, sang, played piano and just about anything I do when awake while sleep walking.

Don't worry too much about him doing it, just make sure he is safe when he wanders. It freaks people out more than it bothers those of us who do sleep walk.

 

I just did a tow job..now im resting my back before i go out and start diagnosing why it needed a tow

 

it looks strange eh?...supposed to be the tiniest horse ever?

 

fudge

 

Just got back from the corner store

 

I just got finished watching the movie "Beastly"...

 

sunburn on my ass .. and its itchy.. someone scratch my butt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64umztsEil4"]Otis loves the butt rubs - YouTube
ahhhhhhh.. Thanks,,

 

so there is a lady that lives on the street behind me...she is a neighbor of boarders parents...she is really old and very alone...boarder noticed that there was a hole in her roof where the squirrels were going in and out of her house...the whole street watched daily as squirrels ran in and out of her house roof...so boarder feels sorry for her and calls habitat to try and arrange some help for the lady...guess what?...she says thank you but not until the spring because she doesnt want to disturb the nice squirrel family and put them out in the cold...omg...319...you get a reprieve until march lol

 

orison get out of that ladys roof

 

I dont know what i want for dinner

 

How about rump roast? :smilielol5:

 

fuck homework i'm getting drunk! i deserved this anyways